iron yuppie
ONE love, blood, life
Also, seriously, I don't know which thread specifically would be the one to add, but did no one mention this:
http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f288/good-morning-friends-97289.html#post1737245
???
Good lord, that one is harder to fall for than the Lichtenstein whaling benefit show.
Also, just browsing through these threads, I have found arguably the best username ever: U2Granny.