u2bonogirl
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
okay, the stupidest thing happened to me today at work and it is totally bonos fault....sorta...maybe mine...well okay this is what happened!
i do landscaping so i was trying to stim this stupid bush that was really big and it was on the edge of this steep hill. so i am chopping pieces of it off from way up high. meanwhile i am listening to achtung baby on my minidisc player. i think it was even better than the real thing. so i got a little distracted. i started thinking about little things like bono and stuff and then my mind wandered to dirtier things like his neck and allathat good stuff. well right about the time i started thinking about what i thought he would smell like i got a little wild with the loppers. i wasnt paying attention and chopped off a BIG hunk of the bush over my head. well it hit me right in the head and knocked me off my balance! before i could do anything i fell down the hill
i rolled through some bushes, hit my poor bum on a tree stump and thought i had broken something for sure! i kept rolling until i landed in the neighbors yard, who just had to be right there! he was staring at me like i was an idiot. duh. like i blamed him! and laying there i clenched my injured backside until i noticed another thing. you see it was a warm day for a change and i was wearing a camisole tanktop. its um, a little too small for my boobs and, well, they both popped out!!!!! i just laughed and reigned them in, then i said hi to the guy and made my way up the hill like nothing had happened! gosh, if i would just stop thinking about the b-man at work i wouldnt have these accidents. this isnt the first time i have hurt myself because i was distracted by thoughts of him. i am always listening to u2 when i work. i think he would get a kick out of that story, though it might make his ego a little bigger!!
i do landscaping so i was trying to stim this stupid bush that was really big and it was on the edge of this steep hill. so i am chopping pieces of it off from way up high. meanwhile i am listening to achtung baby on my minidisc player. i think it was even better than the real thing. so i got a little distracted. i started thinking about little things like bono and stuff and then my mind wandered to dirtier things like his neck and allathat good stuff. well right about the time i started thinking about what i thought he would smell like i got a little wild with the loppers. i wasnt paying attention and chopped off a BIG hunk of the bush over my head. well it hit me right in the head and knocked me off my balance! before i could do anything i fell down the hill
i rolled through some bushes, hit my poor bum on a tree stump and thought i had broken something for sure! i kept rolling until i landed in the neighbors yard, who just had to be right there! he was staring at me like i was an idiot. duh. like i blamed him! and laying there i clenched my injured backside until i noticed another thing. you see it was a warm day for a change and i was wearing a camisole tanktop. its um, a little too small for my boobs and, well, they both popped out!!!!! i just laughed and reigned them in, then i said hi to the guy and made my way up the hill like nothing had happened! gosh, if i would just stop thinking about the b-man at work i wouldnt have these accidents. this isnt the first time i have hurt myself because i was distracted by thoughts of him. i am always listening to u2 when i work. i think he would get a kick out of that story, though it might make his ego a little bigger!!