Would you date a generic Bono

[Elsie]

P.S.
Thats okay if he breaks it. You can always just have him sing to you

Lyrics included- while your Bono is practically perfect, his memory is often scrambled.

 

[verte76]

There's only one Bono. Anyone else, well, just wouldn't be the real thing.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Lyrics included- while your Bono is practically perfect, his memory is often scrambled.

Who cares if he changes them really?


*Bono clone scurries out*
The real thing...even better than the real thing...chiillld.....

 

[Bono's Doll]

I wish my husband at least looked like Bono--otherwise I have no complaints with him. He has a good personality, does pretty much what I tell him, good at certain things I won't mention. Let's see if I can at least work on getting him a straw cowboy hat, wrap around glasses, don't know about leather pants, he did do the leather vest thing without a shirt once for me. I will get back with you. Otherwise, I'm ordering the MacPhisto with 7" uhhhh,
oh that says horns (didn't have on my reading glasses.)

 

[BONO'ppetit]

Otherwise, I'm ordering the MacPhisto with 7" uhhhh,
oh that says horns (didn't have on my reading glasses.)

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Well, this thread sure took an interesting turn...

I always have patent Pleba thoughts.....can't ya tell?

Hmmm......
For just three easy payments of 69.99 , You too ( ) can have these irish lads for your own.
Call now and we'll send you the age accelarator for just 19.99, yes, that means you can have them all for the price of one. From JT to Vertigo (with it's fugly jacket) you can have them all!
Call now.
Please...
...the clones are getting restless...and two of the Bono's are arguing over who's shorter....and Adam keeps telling himself he's hot....

!

Yeah, if this stuff actually existed, I could just see my parents now-"You want to spend how much money on what now?!" And I can only imagine what my family'd have to say about a bunch of Bonos running around .

Should your clone start going into convulsions worry not. Hes probably just dancing

...

*goes digging for some money before Discotheque Bono starts humping the camera and Boy Bono starts provoking moody JT Bono*

...what the hell is going on over there, LOL?

Myself, I'd take a JT/R&H era Bono, a early days Bono (any year from '80-'84 would be fine), an AB era Bono, and the Fly.

As for the rest of the band, I'd take a JT era Edge and Adam, and an early 80s Larry .

Angela

 

[Elsie]

Maybe they have them for rent for those who can't decide? I'll have Present Day Bono this week, and UF!Adam the next, and... That's an idea. Kinda like Netflix only... U2flix...

 

[youtwohearts]

My PARENTS, try husband.

"You are buying WHAT???"

Hey I'd get more out of it then other toys I've bought.

Okay, I need to stop now.

 

[Elsie]

 

[SoBe]

Yep, this certainly took an unexpected turn.

From Bono to BOB's

 

[Elsie]

BOB? dare I ask

 

[SoBe]

BOB= Battery Operated Boyfriend

 

[Elsie]

ahhhh

 

[Liesje]

I DO date a generic Bono! He's friendly, outgoing, (but a softy!), blue eyes, dark hair, scruffy face (sometimes), AND a singer

 

[u2bonogirl]

My Fiance has everything but the singer stat
and the insecurity of his shoe size
But I didnt choose him for that

And he doesnt have a wife which means hes fair game to me

 

[Bono's Doll]

BonoGirl--you are lucky to have had the real thing in your arms--that would be enough for me to live on for the rest of my life! Congrats to you. (BTW I'm sending that picture of you in B's arms to your finance'---yeah yeah you say he's already seen it.)

 

[youtwohearts]

BOB= Battery Operated Boyfriend

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Well, this thread sure took an interesting turn...

I'm Brighteststar...and I derail threads for a living....
Well....this one is kinda still on topic. And is positively hilarious

 

[youtwohearts]

BonoGirl--you are lucky to have had the real thing in your arms--that would be enough for me to live on for the rest of my life! Congrats to you. (BTW I'm sending that picture of you in B's arms to your finance'---yeah yeah you say he's already seen it.)

I must say I agree with that. well except for the sending the picture part.

I held his hand in November for a brief second and I am still high from that.

 

[u2bonogirl]

BonoGirl--you are lucky to have had the real thing in your arms--that would be enough for me to live on for the rest of my life! Congrats to you. (BTW I'm sending that picture of you in B's arms to your finance'---yeah yeah you say he's already seen it.)

Crap! im caught
Although he WAS behind me pushing on my big ass to help security get me on the stage and into Bono's arms

Hi, Im u2bonogirl and I cant ever stay on topic Nice to meet you brighteststar the derailer

 

[daygloeyes2]

U2bonogirl-may I just say that you have the best signature ever?

 

[u2bonogirl]

U2bonogirl-may I just say that you have the best signature ever?

If its not PLEBA worthy, nothing is!
I used to have a side view of Bono's neck vein bulging out but I opted for
Um
A bulge..
Of another sort

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

My PARENTS, try husband.

"You are buying WHAT???"

Hey I'd get more out of it then other toys I've bought.

Okay, I need to stop now.

*Snorts* Oh, boy...

By the way, I envy any girl here who's had the good fortune to be up on stage with Bono. Or who's talked to him. Or who's even stood on the same sidewalk as him, LOL.

Angela

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Hi, Im u2bonogirl and I cant ever stay on topic Nice to meet you brighteststar the derailer

If its not PLEBA worthy, nothing is!
I used to have a side view of Bono's neck vein bulging out but I opted for
Um
A bulge..
Of another sort

Another bulge?




I always get distracted when you're around..

 

[u2bonogirl]

Awww, thanks. I aim to distract PLEBAns into the direction of Bono


Just look at where this thread has gone

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Like I need any help getting distracted in the direction of Bono..

This thread cracks me up. You and me make a good team.


PS. Have an awesome time in Philly...try not to molest B again, hmm? I want a peice to grab too someday..

 

[BONO'ppetit]

U2bonogirl--you're the one who danced with Bono to Love Is Blindness?

 

[BONO'ppetit]

Oh wow! I just clicked on your journal, U2bonogirl. That's so cool. I have to tell you, I've always hated you. LOL just kidding, of course. But a girl can be jealous, can't she? I'll have to go back in there and read some more this weekend.

 

[BONO'ppetit]

One more question, U2bonogirl. I thought I saw you sitting on someone's shoulders long before you got on stage. Am I right? (If you're the one in the video I'm thinking of)

 

[u2bonogirl]

bonoppetit- I was the mysyterious ways girl in denver But I was never on somebodys shoulders. I was right on the railing so nothing was obstructing my view but the security guy in front of us
I guess I can handle a little hate because I was certainly jealous of every other girl who made it on the stage....and still am