Alright that's it.
PLEBA has gone too far. I'm leaving.
*exits*
*goes down hall, finds ScottPhisto*
ECHO: Come on, we're leaving.
SCOTTPHISTO: What?! We can't! Hippy Actress just gave me sixty-five cents so I'm obligated to.....
ECHO: I don't care. We've gotta get out of here.
SCOTTPHISTO: What could possibly have happened?
ECHO: They're talking about Bono's hairy arse.
SCOTTPHISTO: *blood drains from face* Oh my.
ECHO: Come on *grabs Scott's wrist and drags him out*
*SITTING IN THE TRUCK*
ECHO: This thing still catch fire occasionally?
SCOTTPHISTO: That's part of the thrill.
ECHO: *sigh*
SCOTTPHISTO: So where do we go from here?
ECHO: Well...em...*thinks*
SCOTTPHISTO: Uh oh.
ECHO: What?
SCOTTPHISTO: Turn sllloowwly and look out your window.
ECHO: Why? Eeep!
*Animatronic Edge is standing outside the truck with his face pressed up againt the passengers side window*
SCOTTPHISTO: We can't just leave him here. He doesn't know what to do without you.
ECHO: Geez....em...
MONA: *from afar* DONT! DONT GO! I haven't completed my training yet! I can't become a Pimpstress without you to guide me!
ECHO: *sigh*
SCOTTPHISTO: Are you sure you want to go?
ECHO: Scott, believe me, you did not SEE the things they posted in that thread...I mean, they were debating about TEXTURE!
SCOTTPHISTO: Look, just stay out of that room! Come hang out in the ScottPhisto Society with me!
ECHO: Well...
SCOTTPHISTO: You can start a hot Edge pics thread.
ECHO: Em....okay.
*gets out of truck* *hugs Animatronic Edge*
ECHO: Aw, ya big lug, you know I couldn't leave you behind.
THE END?
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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!
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[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 12-29-2001).]