^ Urkel

I grew up watching Urkel/Family Matters...
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I remember saving all the jokes onto Microsoft Word after I saw the show because I wanted to retell the jokes to my friends to show how funny U2 are...
"Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore will have a child. Its first words, 'Hey, who's the old lady?'"
"Industrial lucite will replace crystal as most common stripper name."
"U2 will become very self-destructive and replace Bono with a far less reliable singer, Bonaduce."
"U2 will reveal that we wrote the song, 'I still haven't found what i'm looking for,' after we went to four supermarkets looking for Boo Berry Cereal."
"Mr. T will direct a documentary about Kirstie Alley's week-long tour of the grand canyon. The title, 'I pity the mule.'"
"U2 will reluctantly admit that the original title for our album, 'Achtung Baby,' was in fact 'Oi Vay Mama.'"
"'Bono will catch mono from Alyssa Milano.
The Edge will clip a hedge for sister sledge.
Adam Clayton will worship Satan in Dayton.
And Larry Mullen Jr. will be impossible to rhyme with."
"The Edge will admit that he wears a knitted cap to take the attention off Bono's crap sunglasses."
"The Edge will admit that the reason he wears knit caps is to cover the forehead tattoo that says, 'I Heart Urkel'?"
Edge's look while telling the jokes
