Useless Loop Superthread

[bono_man2002]

it's on imdb, that's the last i know. and now i'm going to actually go do work.

Work is for suckers

 

[Axver]

So, Ian, how about those Black Caps and losing wickets?

 

[bono_man2002]

So, Ian, how about those Black Caps and losing wickets?

They go hand in hand, like flies on shit?....seriously though, What be the score?

 

[Varitek]

So not KFC, porn and home by The Daily Show?

it was a 2 minute date. i woulda married him on the spot. she kissed him at least. i think it might be the mother but that would also be kinda sad cause how can the show go on if he's already met the mother?

 

[coolian2]

No, it's not fun if they kill you. It's only fun if they torture and molest you, but you escape alive. And they make a Lifetime movie about it.

(Lifetime is this 'television for women' network that shows tons of bad made for TV movies that are all either about women getting cancer, women killing their abusive husbands, teenage girls with eating disorders or drug problems, and women escaping from horrible situations)

I couldn't make a Lifetime movie about it, i'm no freaky feminist


Unless the serial killer is a woman and she does kill me. Then she'd be a Lifetime hero

 

[coolian2]

So, Ian, how about those Black Caps and losing wickets?

I stopped giving a fuck.

 

[bono_man2002]

OMG BANGLADESH BEAT IRELAND 3-0 IN AN ODI SERIES!!

 

[Axver]

They go hand in hand, like flies on shit?....seriously though, What be the score?

England 253 & 467/7d
New Zealand 168 & 222/5 (82.0 ov)
New Zealand require another 331 runs with 5 wickets remaining

Stumps - Day 4

We be fucked.

 

[coolian2]

OMG BANGLADESH BEAT IRELAND 3-0 IN AN ODI SERIES!!

OMG, BECAUSE IRELAND ARE BETTER THAN PAKISTAN

 

[Varitek]

at cobl getting a call from a girl whose name he didn't know.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I couldn't make a Lifetime movie about it, i'm no freaky feminist


Unless the serial killer is a woman and she does kill me. Then she'd be a Lifetime hero

They'll change you to a woman for the movie. It's less interesting that way, and thus more appealing to their audience.

 

[Axver]

OMG BANGLADESH BEAT IRELAND 3-0 IN AN ODI SERIES!!

AND YET IRELAND BEAT PAKISTAN.

 

[Axver]

OMG, BECAUSE IRELAND ARE BETTER THAN PAKISTAN

You arsehole, you beat me to it.

I'm getting 45ed all over the show.

 

[coolian2]

England 253 & 467/7d
New Zealand 168 & 222/5 (82.0 ov)
New Zealand require another 331 runs with 5 wickets remaining

Stumps - Day 4

We be fucked.

We looked like we had a fucking chance at tea

 

[bono_man2002]

Yep. More fucked than someone coming out of a frankston nightclub.

 

[Axver]

We looked like we had a fucking chance at tea

We lost four for 24 or something like that. Rock the fuck on, eh?

Right now, Taylor's on 34, McCullum's on 24, and Vettori's all we've got left to come before the guys who forget which end to hold the bat at.

IT BETTER FUCKING RAIN TOMORROW.

 

[the tourist]

Hello.

 

[coolian2]

You arsehole, you beat me to it.

I'm getting 45ed all over the show.

Oh snap son

 

[Axver]

Yep. More fucked than someone coming out of a frankston nightclub.

NEW ZEALAND AND FRANKSTON = OWNED.

 

[bono_man2002]

OMG, BECAUSE IRELAND ARE BETTER THAN PAKISTAN

Bangladesh have 5 ODI's against Pakistain in April. Will get 'em in perfect form for the Australian tour

 

[coolian2]

Hello Andrew

 

[the tourist]

Are you all talking about rugby again?

 

[Axver]

Hello.

Hi.

/stolenjoke

 

[the tourist]

Hello Andrew

Hey Ian.

 

[bono_man2002]

Hello.

 

[the tourist]

I'm excited for the new Raconteurs album tomorrow. Or Saboteurs in Australia.

 

[bono_man2002]

Are you all talking about rugby again?

Nope Cricket for change!

 

[Varitek]

oh man. stay with it, it gets good

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bG7UsoA3ieA

 

[Varitek]

Hi.

/stolenjoke

 

[the tourist]

Nope Cricket for change!

Rugby, Cricket. All sports from down under.