US Politics XIX: Just an Echo Chamber Living In Your Heads

[DaveC]

oh fuck off you did not do 60 billion dollars worth of work

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

ok I lol'd at that one

Peeing yo pants is cool

 

[DaveC]

holy fuck that answer made me so mad

"yes i worked just as hard as 125 million americans so i deserve to have as much money as all of them combined"

i wish people lost all their coins like sonic the hedgehog loses his rings when he hits a spike or a fireball or something so that we could solve that problem real quick.

 

[anitram]

Bernie's idea of putting front line employees on corporate boards is one of the stupidest things I've heard in a while. It's the height of irresponsibility in the name of virtue signalling.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Mike's having a decent second act here. Unfortunately he's zombie Mike, because he was killed an hour ago

 

[DaveC]

18.4% mike...let him keep talking all night and let's see how low that number can get.

 

[Hollow Island]

If “coherent” means blaming your cultist base’s behavior on Russia, then consider Bernie “Miles Davis”.

Bernie blamed his bros on Russia?

 

[DaveC]

"mayor pete, are you out of touch with your generation?"

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Klobuchar dead

 

[phanan]

Warren may have taken out Bloomberg, but she’s gone a bit overboard at times tonight with the others. It reeks of desperation.

 

[anitram]

Klobuchar dead

Liz is picking them off one by one and performing ritual sacrifices.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I'm the only guy who's eaten a turtle!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I'm the only one who's ridden a choo choo train!

 

[DaveC]

i'm the only one who actually ate out of a bowl of dust!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

So just what we all expected .. Pete vs Liz

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I'm the only one who's ever fucked a chicken.

 

[Irvine511]

We had to say dickety because the Kaiser stole our word twenty!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Klobuchar deader. Pete committing atrocities against a corpse

 

[anitram]

Liz and Pete drew up an agreement before this started. She'd chop off Bloomberg's head while he went after Bernie. Then he decided to skewer Shaky Bangs as an extra bonus.

They forgot Biden was there, as did the rest of us.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I AM IN THE ARENA!

 

[Irvine511]

Pete and his mom just had an argument that made me uncomfortable.

 

[deep]

So are these 500 super delegates on the second vote an insurance policy against Sanders??

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

https://youtu.be/jkqlE1J7uXw

The Big Fundamental (recorded before the debate, obviously)

 

[LuckyNumber7]

I thought the black and white question about the most delegates thing was stupid as fuck.

If it’s 40-10-10-10-10-10-10 then yeah, top delegate getter wins and fuck the process.

If it’s 30-30-20-20 then yea, let the process (and the riots) play out

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Zombie Mike closed well. But he's still Zombie Mike.

Warren and Pete clear winners.

Sanders may have focused too much on Bloomberg and didn't see the Pete attacks coming.

Warren brought the fire. Maybe if this was before early voting it might have mattered, but Sanders should still win Nevada easily.

Pete was great.

Klobuchar will be out by Monday.

Steyer is... a guy?

Joe's the only guy who's ever had his closing comments interrupted!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

How in the hell is the first mention of guns in Biden's closing? 58 people died two casinos down the road.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

https://twitter.com/KevinMKruse/status/1230330734608560128?s=19

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Wooo Bernie Biden throw down in the after party!

Fight fight right

 

[deep]

"We're running against a billionaire who calls women fat broads and horse-face lesbians".

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

1. Warren
2. Pete
3. Biden
4. Sanders
5. Bloomberg
6. Klobuchar
7. America, for going an entire debate down the street from the worst mass shooting in modern American history and not once even mentioning guns.