Originally posted by blueeyes:
A beautiful woman stands alone in a bar
Bono: *walks up to woman, "accidentally" trips over her, and flashes her the baby blues* Well, I never had such a lucky fall in all my life, what's your name darling? *crinkly eyed grin* You lucked out in the gene pool now haven't you!? Sorry, sorry it's a terrible habit I have of talking to beautiful women... * I cannot actually type all of Bono's pickup line because it is 3 hours long*...
Edge: Hi *blush, look down*...are you familliar with the law of universal gravitation? No? This might sound a little boring, but it has been scientifically proven that every object in the universe is affected and attracted by every other object in the universe no matter how far apart they are...Which partially explains how I ended up over here talking to you. *Blush blush blush*
Adam: *Walks up, flashes the woman the AB cover* Hi, I have a castle!
The Fly: *Struts up to woman, stands with his back to her then turns around and looks over the top of his sunglasses* Hey baby, my ass isn't going to grab itself!
Macphisto: *Walks up, hands the woman a martini* I'm so sorry darling, if the horns have frightened you at all...but you know what they say about a man in horns...No? Well would you like to know what they say about a man in horns?
Larry: *Walks up flashing man-cleavage all over* Hi.
*That's all it took, the woman left with him*