Echo
War Child
"TWO HEARTS BEAT AS ONE" VIDEO DATING SERVICE - Where our motto is: "If we can't find you a match...you never deserved love in the first place."
TAPE ONE
*Adam sits in the chair. Seems a little nervous.*
ADAM: Hi, my name is Adam Clayton, and this is one of my spoons. (Clutches spoon to his chest.) This is the second tape I've done for Two Hearts...I have to do this one because the first one, ironically, go too many responses. Apparently the whole time the tape was running, my sarong was wide open and no one bothered to tell me...So anyway, em...what I'm looking for is a girl who shares my interests, which are mainly music and, em...spoons. My spoons are very special to me. (Grips spoon protectively with both hands.) Love me, love my spoons, that's what I always say. (Chuckles awkwardly.) So, em... (Looks down and contemplates spoon for a moment.) so if you are a spoon lover as I am, please respond...I'm very lonely. (Pause. Speaks to spoon.) Oh don't be ridiculous, of course you're good company. I just...(Looks longingly into camera.) Thanks for your time. (He stands up, and his sarong falls off.) Oh, bloody hell. (Tape shuts off abruptly.)
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*Animatronic Edge walks into the camera's view after it has started recording. He holds the kitten in both hands. He sits in the chair and looks around curiously. He emits no soundm just pets the kitten and occasionaly looks straight intot he camera. This goes on for several minutes. From off camera we hear shouting.*
ECHO: Has anyone seen Animatronic Edge?
*Animatronic Edge doesn't seem to hear. He looks off to the left, his eyes following something the camera cannot see. The kitten mews.*
ECHO: I've been looking everywhere for him.
*Animatronic Edge is still oblivious. He pulls a kitty treat out of his pocket and feeds it to the kitten.*
ECHO: That's so strange...and today's his weekly oil change, too...
*Animatronic Edge's eyes widen and his head snaps in the direction of Echo's voice. He grins widely and runs off screen. The camera continues recording for two more minutes.*
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*Edge settles himself into the chair.*
EDGE: So how does this work?
FROM OFF CAMERA: Well, just look into the camera and talk about yourself, and what kind of girl you're looking for.
*Echo walks into view.*
ECHO: There you are! Come on, I've got to get you oiled up.
EDGE: *blush* What?!
ECHO: (jumps back at the sound of his voice) Oh! A thousand pardons, I thought you were Animatronic Edge. Where could he be? (Exits.)
EDGE: Oh my....So, anyway, I'm supposed to talk about myself?
F.O.C.: Yeah, like, what do you like to do in your spare time?
EDGE: Em...I like to screw.
F.O.C.: Excuse me?
EDGE: Yeah see I just got this. (Proudly holds up power drill.) Isn't it nice? Black & Decker.
ECHO: (Returns) Oh good, you're here. Come along, I've got to get you oiled up.
EDGE: I told you, I'm not Animatronic Edge!
ECHO: (Grins) Yeah, I know. (Yanks him off camera.)
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*Mona sits in the chair. Grinning.*
MONA: Hi, my name's Mona, and I like to screw as well.
FROM OFF CAMERA: *sigh* Mona, you're not even on the schedule today.
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That's all I've come up with, so far. Feel free to add your own, or amend mine!
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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!
"It's not that I like eating beef so much, I just really hate cows."
"Come here, quick! You have to see Bono's pants!"
"But...the whole basis of our relationship was the Atari Championship!"
Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!
The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!
[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 11-25-2001).]
TAPE ONE
*Adam sits in the chair. Seems a little nervous.*
ADAM: Hi, my name is Adam Clayton, and this is one of my spoons. (Clutches spoon to his chest.) This is the second tape I've done for Two Hearts...I have to do this one because the first one, ironically, go too many responses. Apparently the whole time the tape was running, my sarong was wide open and no one bothered to tell me...So anyway, em...what I'm looking for is a girl who shares my interests, which are mainly music and, em...spoons. My spoons are very special to me. (Grips spoon protectively with both hands.) Love me, love my spoons, that's what I always say. (Chuckles awkwardly.) So, em... (Looks down and contemplates spoon for a moment.) so if you are a spoon lover as I am, please respond...I'm very lonely. (Pause. Speaks to spoon.) Oh don't be ridiculous, of course you're good company. I just...(Looks longingly into camera.) Thanks for your time. (He stands up, and his sarong falls off.) Oh, bloody hell. (Tape shuts off abruptly.)
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*Animatronic Edge walks into the camera's view after it has started recording. He holds the kitten in both hands. He sits in the chair and looks around curiously. He emits no soundm just pets the kitten and occasionaly looks straight intot he camera. This goes on for several minutes. From off camera we hear shouting.*
ECHO: Has anyone seen Animatronic Edge?
*Animatronic Edge doesn't seem to hear. He looks off to the left, his eyes following something the camera cannot see. The kitten mews.*
ECHO: I've been looking everywhere for him.
*Animatronic Edge is still oblivious. He pulls a kitty treat out of his pocket and feeds it to the kitten.*
ECHO: That's so strange...and today's his weekly oil change, too...
*Animatronic Edge's eyes widen and his head snaps in the direction of Echo's voice. He grins widely and runs off screen. The camera continues recording for two more minutes.*
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*Edge settles himself into the chair.*
EDGE: So how does this work?
FROM OFF CAMERA: Well, just look into the camera and talk about yourself, and what kind of girl you're looking for.
*Echo walks into view.*
ECHO: There you are! Come on, I've got to get you oiled up.
EDGE: *blush* What?!
ECHO: (jumps back at the sound of his voice) Oh! A thousand pardons, I thought you were Animatronic Edge. Where could he be? (Exits.)
EDGE: Oh my....So, anyway, I'm supposed to talk about myself?
F.O.C.: Yeah, like, what do you like to do in your spare time?
EDGE: Em...I like to screw.
F.O.C.: Excuse me?
EDGE: Yeah see I just got this. (Proudly holds up power drill.) Isn't it nice? Black & Decker.
ECHO: (Returns) Oh good, you're here. Come along, I've got to get you oiled up.
EDGE: I told you, I'm not Animatronic Edge!
ECHO: (Grins) Yeah, I know. (Yanks him off camera.)
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*Mona sits in the chair. Grinning.*
MONA: Hi, my name's Mona, and I like to screw as well.
FROM OFF CAMERA: *sigh* Mona, you're not even on the schedule today.
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That's all I've come up with, so far. Feel free to add your own, or amend mine!
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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!
"It's not that I like eating beef so much, I just really hate cows."
"Come here, quick! You have to see Bono's pants!"
"But...the whole basis of our relationship was the Atari Championship!"
Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!
The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!
[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 11-25-2001).]