mikal
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"We're going to erupt in your faces" - Bono
Please god don't let them have a stage shaped like a volcano...
Volcano Tour...
*heads over to Cosmos' "WTF Were they Thinking?" thread*
Given their history with tours, there is a 80% chance it will look cool, 15% chance it will look cheesy(Giant Lemon and olive anyone) and a 5% chance that they will have faux lava on the stage and name the GA "the lava pit" and have Tom Hanks at each show go to the top of the volcano and pretend to jump in only to chicken out!
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It's not that bad if it's the real name.
Yeah, I don't know how's that going to work out. Maybe for stadium shows.However, that whole "Volcano stage" is still up in the air....
"it's going off in the Volcano"
and a 5% chance that they will have faux lava on the stage and name the GA "the lava pit"
So if being closer to the stage means you're closer to dangerous lava the tickets will be cheaper?
torn between going squeeeee with excitement or waving bye bye to the chance of getting tix haha
Bah, iif this is true I won't be going to see the tour opening then. Paris '09 was a disaster.
The Tectonic Plates Tour
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AAAAHAHAHA I can imagine. It will be like "Pompeii" Part-2.
Thank you for the good news Rasta
If this is true, then we are set for an incredible show.
Let the Volcano erupt! "PUFF!"
What are the odds of them getting stuck inside the volcano?
Well, Bono will if he doesn't lose weight
Perhaps 4 small volcanos on stage they will each pop out of?
Perhaps like the heart or ellipse, we'll be saying "I hope I get into the Volcano". Bono can say "it's going off in the Volcano". And a rambling 3 minute speech about the recent volcanic activity?
Maybe instead of Aung San Suu Kyi masks, we'll get mini volcano hats to put on during the song.
Will there be a rotation of 3 Volcanos in transit to each venue?
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Seems odd that the tour won't begin until 8 months after the album's release, but whatever. I kind of figured it's be the volcano tour, keeping with the elevation and vertigo tour names. If true, I have plenty of time to save money for the US shows. The band also has plenty of time to work on SOE, which might explain the long wait until the tour starts.
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I'm hoping SoE is out around the start of the tour. Yeah it's a longer wait but my wallet needs all the help it can get when it comes to a tour fund.
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I bet they could find a lot of sixth graders willing to construct the volcano, and they could get science fair credit for it.
Bah, iif this is true I won't be going to see the tour opening then. Paris '09 was a disaster.
yep, anyone who can't handle an absent queue system, no numbering system, crushes, no toilets by the queues, gates opening randomly at different times, crying die-hards, and having to do the sprint of death the whole length of the footie pitch/arena should best give it a miss
seriously, Paris is like one of those really tough extreme survival courses - none of you should bother even ATTEMPTING to buy tickets, really!
Given their history with tours, there is a 80% chance it will look cool,
15% chance it will look cheesy (Giant Lemon and olive anyone) and
a 5% chance that they will have faux lava on the stage and name the
GA "the lava pit" and have Tom Hanks at each show go to the top of the volcano and pretend to jump in only to chicken out!
In all fairness though this will be in a 17,000 seater arena that hosts music events every week. They will know how to cope with this type of thing. The standing area will be really small compared to a stadium gig.
The stade de france is a huge stadium that dosent hold that many music events.
I want snowcones in upside down volcanos served at all concerts.
Given their history with tours, there is a 80% chance it will look cool, 15% chance it will look cheesy(Giant Lemon and olive anyone) and a 5% chance that they will have faux lava on the stage and name the GA "the lava pit" and have Tom Hanks at each show go to the top of the volcano and pretend to jump in only to chicken out!
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