The prospect of Martha Stewart's arrest has

[ouizy]

...made my nipples hard.

They are saying that it may come as soon as tomorrow, but I just feel glee when I think of the image of Martha being led into Federal Court down here in handcuffs and a business suit.

Shit, I may even go over there to see it!!!!

 

[joyfulgirl]

just the nipples?

 

[ouizy]

That's all she gets.

It is a different kind of feeling I get from her than that

Now get back into Mr. Pussy's and answer my question!!!

 

[melon]

"Hey slut! I'm gonna write your momma a letter and tell her you're a whore!"

God that "Martha, Inc." movie still cracks me up inside!

Melon

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

when you have vertical bars, don't use horizontal blinds.

 

[joyfulgirl]

God that "Martha, Inc." movie still cracks me up inside!

Melon

It must've been good--I was on the phone trying to lure a friend over to a dirty little sex show on HBO and he wouldn't budge from Martha, Inc.

 

[ouizy]

I did not know they made it into a movie.

God she is evil.




BTW - there are not enough dirty little sex shows on HBO...

 

[joyfulgirl]

BTW - there are not enough dirty little sex shows on HBO...

"Real Sex" last week involved women galloping like horses

 

[tiny dancer]

"Hey slut! I'm gonna write your momma a letter and tell her you're a whore!"

God that "Martha, Inc." movie still cracks me up inside!

Melon

She was mean & nasty in that movie.

 

[ouizy]

"Real Sex" last week involved women galloping like horses

How exactly does that work?

Moreover, how is that sexual???

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

"every good cook needs a copper pot!!!!!"

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

ouizy, just make sure you wear a sweater or a wet, white tee shirt. this way ms. stewart will be sure to notice it even easier than normally.

 

[deep]

How exactly does that work?

Moreover, how is that sexual???

It was costumes and roll playing.
Saddles and crops




Flashback to Duran Duran video "Girs on Film"


Yeah, put the clamps on Martha.
I guess she is guilty of not stealing enough.

Ken Lay probably won't get hooked up until his 2004 Pioneer donation check clears.

 

[cujo]

Martha: The Indictment.

Starring Meredith Baxter-Burny. Coming soon... and Sally Struthers as the jealous middle sister...

"It's always about Martha! Martha, Martha, Martha!"

I will play the unsuspecting assistant... with sexy results

 

[notiti]

My question is how is it that Martha manages to somehow take up so much of your free time thinking about her Ouisy?

I just never get the hatred. Don't like her either, I just happen to not giev a flying fuck about what she thinks is "a good thing."

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

haha!

and lmao at that real sex. there are some really kinky and odd things on those episodes. i believe one time one episode was about clown fetishes.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

it's a good thing

 

[pub crawler]

"Hey slut! I'm gonna write your momma a letter and tell her you're a whore!"

God that "Martha, Inc." movie still cracks me up inside!

Melon

That movie was absolutely HILARIOUS. And the casting of Cybill Shephard was oh too perfect.

 

[cass]

I can never quite tell when you guys are serious...handcuffs, vertical blinds, courtroom drama..?
what did she do?





apart from that thing with oiuzy

 

[Lilly]

nipping out burns 20 calories a nipple.

 

[cujo]

I just can't wait to see what she does with license plates...

Next on a very special Martha Stewart: Doing Time.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

It was costumes and roll playing.
Saddles and crops

Flashback to Duran Duran video "Girs on Film"

oh my...should we be talking about such a risque video on a family forum?

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

I know it will never happen, but I want a PHOTO of her in handcuffs-WALLPAPER

I do understand somewhat why she is the way she is, if it is true about her domineering father who constantly criticized her and would never praise her. But that doesn't excuse the way she treats people, or her illegal activities. I do believe it was insider trading, and she should have to be held accountable for that.

I heard they might negotiate a last minute plea agreement-that's probably what will happen.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

well has she been arrested?

 

[ouizy]

She indeed has been indicted, and yes, now I am hard.

this is her walking into court today:

She is screwed, it is time for her to change from being a bitch to being someone's bitch!!!!


ha

 

[Screaming Flower]

"Hey slut! I'm gonna write your momma a letter and tell her you're a whore!"

i want that to be signature.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

She indeed has been indicted, and yes, now I am hard.

this is her walking into court today:

She is screwed, it is time for her to change from being a bitch to being someone's bitch!!!!


ha

nice to see that her umbrella and rain coat matched.

 

[ouizy]

did you expect anything else??

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[ouizy]

"This criminal case is about lying, lying to the FBI, lying to the SEC and lying to investors," James B. Comey, the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, told a news conference. "This is conduct that will not be tolerated by anybody."

Ha - she alsop resigned from being Chairwoman and CEO of her company.


Ha Ha Ha


Can you say down in flames...