The Mysterious U2.com Membership Keyring

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ElectricalVoice said:
Funny picture: All standing outside of the egg (?) - wishing they were inside, and U2.com members walking slowly inside the egg while showing their card to the security guard:

- My card!
- Ok. You can pass. Hey YOU!

EXACTLY my first thought! :laugh: :lmao:

Just some special wording to make us (temporarily) feel warm & fuzzy inside...:eyebrow:
 
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The membership card has many usess.

1)insert the card into the floppy drive of your pc to obtain an extra 25% discount on all U2.com purchases.

2) While its still in there download the entire digital U2 catalogue to it and then insert it into any digital devise to have instant U2 on the move.

3) Wear the card around your neck at gigs and hang around back stage awaiting Bono and the gang to turn up. You wont get in but you will be popular with groupies who for a minute or so think it is a backstage pass.

4)If attending outdoor shows in Europe use it as a swipe card to gain access to the sweetest smelling porta-loos.

5) Use the card to get discount at the food kiosks dotted around the stadium.If you show your card they will only charge you £2 for a can of coke instead of £3.Making the fact that security took all of your drinks of you seem that little bit less annoying.

6) Wear your card with pride so the angry guy next to you who paid £250 for a ticket off e-bay can think you are a scalper and vent his fury at you thw whole show.

7) Insert the card into the back of your camera to replace the memory card taken away by security.

8) Buy an ink pad and stamp the card into the ink and transfer to a plain white shirt multiple times to give you a cool U2.com t shirt. Thus saving a fortune on un official U2 merchandise scattered around the venue. Dont worry about when you get inside because your card will Garauntee priority to buy discounted official merchandise ahead of non members.






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