Echo originally posted this, but methinks it deserves its own thread. Anyone brave enough to take THE BONO CHALLENGE?
This was found on a Yahoo group called the Million Dollar Fantasy Club.
THE OFFICIAL BONO SEX SURVEY
1. The best Bono sex would occur during which Bono era/character?
A) Early Bono (I.E. Mini Bono)...Inexperienced but spunky
B) Rattle -&- Hum Bono...Very high-waisted pants: is that a good or bad thing when it comes to *lovin*?
C) Zoo TV Bono...this includes both The Fly (ahhh TIGHT VINYL PANTS) and Mr. MacPhisto (mmmm mmmm good)
D) 90s - Present Bono... this includes Pop Mart Bono (AHHHHH *TIGHT* PANTS) to the most recent Bono (think Propaganda picture).
2. The best Bono sex would occur at which location?
A) Bono?s bed- just make sure Ali is busying herself somewhere else in the house.
B) The Clarence Hotel... he owns the damn place, you?d get treated right!
C) Backstage... hahaha watch out- Adam might be watching!
D) Somewhere in Copenhagen.
3. (Courtesy of Julia) Which food product would be best to lick off of Bonos.... ummmmm lets just say "bono".
A) Whipped Cream
B) Chocolate Syrup
C) Cherries
D) Goldfish crackers
4. Which condition would be best to find Bono in in order to be able to seduce him most easily?
A) Drunk as a Skunk
B) Tipsy
C) Sober but lost in a strange city
D) Drunk and lost in a strange city
5. What is the best Bono pick up line?
A) What?s cookin' good lookin'??
B) Can I pet your knee??
C) Those tights are skin tight baby... might as well go naked... hey that?s a good idea!
D) So... did you know I got a U2K sign on television?
6. What is your "Bono Scenario"?? This one is a short answer... and don?t act like you don?t know what I mean! When you think about him during math class what are ya thinkin???
7. How much would you be willing to pay for a night w/ Bono?
A) Your parents entire life savings.
B) Your parents life savings and car(s).
C) Your parents life savings, car(s) and home.
D) Your parents.
8. Bono is...
A) A damn fine sexy man.
B) God.
C) The greatest example of the human species ever created.
D) All of the above and then some.
9. Have you seen the naked pictures of Bono?s arse?
Yes / No
10. Was your Bono admiration at all affected by the paleness of that Irish arse?
Yes / No / HELL NO
11. Lets say nude *frontal* pics of Bono have been leaked to Playgirl. Would you get an adult to buy you the issue even though that magazine is for some reason 100 times worse as Playboy?
Yes / No / Ummmm....
12. Have you planned out ways to make Bono's clothing skimpier in order to make the world a more beautiful place? (I.E. you plan on breaking into his home while he's not there and cutting the top 5 buttons off of all his shirts)
Yes / No
13. Have you been monitoring the increasing tightness factor of Bono?s pants over the last 3 U2 tours?
Yes / No / Umm I have a *life*
14. By your calculations does it seem Bono will have to go pantless this tour in order to top the tightness of the Pop Mart pants?
Yes / No / What???
18. The Edge is...
A) Sexier than Bono
B) Cuddle-rific
C) A way to get to Bono
D) A good prospect for a threesome.
16. Bono?s chest is...
A) I suppose nice...
B) Buff
C) MINE
17. How many pictures of Bono do you have on your computer?
A) 0 - 20
B) 21 - 50
C) 51- 75
D) 76 - 1,000
18. OK, Last Question: Have you estimated the size of Bono's willy???
A) You be da freak: of course not!
B) Hahahaha not seriously
C) Kinda
D) If you pay any attention in Pop Mart at all you don?t need to estimate!
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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.
A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.
"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~
The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~
7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
This was found on a Yahoo group called the Million Dollar Fantasy Club.
THE OFFICIAL BONO SEX SURVEY
1. The best Bono sex would occur during which Bono era/character?
A) Early Bono (I.E. Mini Bono)...Inexperienced but spunky
B) Rattle -&- Hum Bono...Very high-waisted pants: is that a good or bad thing when it comes to *lovin*?
C) Zoo TV Bono...this includes both The Fly (ahhh TIGHT VINYL PANTS) and Mr. MacPhisto (mmmm mmmm good)
D) 90s - Present Bono... this includes Pop Mart Bono (AHHHHH *TIGHT* PANTS) to the most recent Bono (think Propaganda picture).
2. The best Bono sex would occur at which location?
A) Bono?s bed- just make sure Ali is busying herself somewhere else in the house.
B) The Clarence Hotel... he owns the damn place, you?d get treated right!
C) Backstage... hahaha watch out- Adam might be watching!
D) Somewhere in Copenhagen.
3. (Courtesy of Julia) Which food product would be best to lick off of Bonos.... ummmmm lets just say "bono".
A) Whipped Cream
B) Chocolate Syrup
C) Cherries
D) Goldfish crackers
4. Which condition would be best to find Bono in in order to be able to seduce him most easily?
A) Drunk as a Skunk
B) Tipsy
C) Sober but lost in a strange city
D) Drunk and lost in a strange city
5. What is the best Bono pick up line?
A) What?s cookin' good lookin'??
B) Can I pet your knee??
C) Those tights are skin tight baby... might as well go naked... hey that?s a good idea!
D) So... did you know I got a U2K sign on television?
6. What is your "Bono Scenario"?? This one is a short answer... and don?t act like you don?t know what I mean! When you think about him during math class what are ya thinkin???
7. How much would you be willing to pay for a night w/ Bono?
A) Your parents entire life savings.
B) Your parents life savings and car(s).
C) Your parents life savings, car(s) and home.
D) Your parents.
8. Bono is...
A) A damn fine sexy man.
B) God.
C) The greatest example of the human species ever created.
D) All of the above and then some.
9. Have you seen the naked pictures of Bono?s arse?
Yes / No
10. Was your Bono admiration at all affected by the paleness of that Irish arse?
Yes / No / HELL NO
11. Lets say nude *frontal* pics of Bono have been leaked to Playgirl. Would you get an adult to buy you the issue even though that magazine is for some reason 100 times worse as Playboy?
Yes / No / Ummmm....
12. Have you planned out ways to make Bono's clothing skimpier in order to make the world a more beautiful place? (I.E. you plan on breaking into his home while he's not there and cutting the top 5 buttons off of all his shirts)
Yes / No
13. Have you been monitoring the increasing tightness factor of Bono?s pants over the last 3 U2 tours?
Yes / No / Umm I have a *life*
14. By your calculations does it seem Bono will have to go pantless this tour in order to top the tightness of the Pop Mart pants?
Yes / No / What???
18. The Edge is...
A) Sexier than Bono
B) Cuddle-rific
C) A way to get to Bono
D) A good prospect for a threesome.
16. Bono?s chest is...
A) I suppose nice...
B) Buff
C) MINE
17. How many pictures of Bono do you have on your computer?
A) 0 - 20
B) 21 - 50
C) 51- 75
D) 76 - 1,000
18. OK, Last Question: Have you estimated the size of Bono's willy???
A) You be da freak: of course not!
B) Hahahaha not seriously
C) Kinda
D) If you pay any attention in Pop Mart at all you don?t need to estimate!
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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.
A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.
"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~
The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~
7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.