Originally posted by MissVelvetDress_75:
Silly girl of course your devotion needs to stay w/ Mr. Mullen
*I will be surprised if anyone tells you to go with Brandon.*
look, you made Larry mad by thinking of someone else:
Larry: WTF?! Who is this Brandon dude? one word for Brandon...FOAD!!
Bjork: Larry, please don't be mad!
Larry: *snarls* What's he got that I don't have.
Bjork: He has nice abs and a nice chest.
Larry: *rips off his shirt and buttons fly everyhwere* Are his boobs as big as mine? They can't be, it's almost impossible.
Bjork: *drools and thinks "Hmm, this could be fun"* Welll, I'm sure Brandon also has nice legs.
Larry: *pulls down his trousers so that he's only wearing his knickers* Yeah, well look at these legs! He'll never look THIS good when he's my age. I'm 40 and still dead sexy!
Bjork: *drools at trouserless Larry* Brandon has a really nice arse too! *crosses fingers behind her back*
Larry: Oh yeah! *turns around and starts to pull down his knickers but then realizes what he's doing to himself* Wait a minute. I don't need to do this. I've got millions of girls drooling over me all around the world, so what's one less. Take your petty little Brandon. But remember, he's not HALF the man I am. I look cool, I am cool. *snarls and starts to leave*
Bjork: *flustered* Lardence, I love you!
Larry: *turns around and smiles that rare, sexy smile* Frankly, my dear Bjork, I don't give a damn.
Bjork: *smiles to herself* He will be mine. Oh yes, he will be mine.