I've been thinking bout some french toast
That elicited a legitimate lol from me. Nicely done.
I've been thinking bout some french toast
I've been thinking bout some french toast
It's the chicken wings that give you away
The last at the buffet
Your big ass in the way
It's the chicken wings you eat every day
Please don't ask me how much I now weigh
It's the chicken wings
The chicken wings that give you away
Sometimes
Can't fight my hunger's insistence
I see my pants from a distance
I can't get back inside
Sometimes
I eat at 4 in the morning
When all my family is snoring
A grilled steak lightly seared
The Takeout tho
Takeout - it's clear. We will not eat lunch here.
Cream cheese - a schmear. Now let's all go to the cashieeeeeeeeeer.
When the lunch takes out
When the lunch takes out
When the lunch takes out
Hot dogs with sauerkraut
A bag of chips and an iced tea
When the lunch takes out
Get some brussel sprouts
And some oatmeal cookies from Nestle
When the lunch takes out (yum yum yum yum)
When the lunch takes out
15?? (There Is A Line)
And if the customers of the buffet
Are keeping you waiting
And your tray is begging dishes from the menu
Guard your appetite from overinflation
And know that fatness gathers around the waist
If there is a line
Fifteen people deep
If there is a wait
For freshly-carved beef
If there's also pork
Now don't even doubt
If you try it all
Just let the belt out
With the whipped cream and pie
And butter sea 'round some lobster tail
And French dip that stole your diet away
Prevails
When you're All You Can Eating
And all you've got is gluttony
And all you know is feeding
If there is a line
Fifteen people deep
If there is a wait
For freshly-carved beef
If there's also pork
Now don't even doubt
If you try it all
Just let the belt out
'cause this is a trough
A trough for someone
Someone like me
I know the rest are done
But I don't have to be
I've got to digest some of the food in me before I repeat
Am I hungry for one more taste
Do you know the stomach has its own pace
Fatness gathers around the waist
Pile on
Pile on
If there is a line
Fifteen people deep
If there is a wait
For freshly-carved beef
If there's also pork
Now don't even doubt
If you try it all
Just let the belt out
'cause this is a trough
A trough for someone
Someone like me
Someone like me
Someone like me
BLT
Eat
Eat tonight
And may your meat
Be tenderized
If the mayonnaise
Tasted strange
Then put some ranch
Some ranch on thee
I have no idea what song that is.
Sorry to interrupt the tasty lyrics, but I'm wondering if no one has noticed the clear connection between Best Thing and?Acrobat
What happened your face of melting in snow?
BLT
Eat
Eat tonight
And may your meat
Be tenderized
If the mayonnaise
Tasted strange
Then put some ranch
Some ranch on thee
Ba ba barbecue
Smells like barbecue
Ba ba barbecue
Smells like barbecue
Ba ba barbecue
Smells like barbecue
Ba ba barbecue
Smells like barbecue
Salt and pepper
Then we rub it up and down the meat
The fat that shuts your heart down
A side of cole slaw, corn bread, even beans
With a beer
From the cooler
Watching you cry that there’s no gravy
I still can't believe Acrobat is actually being played. And on a nightly basis.
And it's REALLY GOOD, too!
the "Hey now, make blancmange" line was the only thing that gave it away
As long as it stays in the set until Boston. I was a touch bummed ASOH got dropped before getting here last summer, but I saw it twice in 1985, so not crushed, if they dropped Acrobat, I'd be very angry. I'm avoiding listening to it/watching it on YouTube until I see it live, very much looking forward to it