Slopsy
Everything happens so much
ALL evil in my life, more like!!
Oh I would LOVE you to.
LOVE.
I'd even pay you to do so.
I simply can't lose!
"Sorry Linda, this just won't do. These hours, they're inhibiting me. My post count! Please get your priorities right!"
I once wrote a (satirical) essay about how post count is actually the meaning of life.
Wait, you mean it's NOT?!
I love it when you get presents wrapped in bubble wrap. The wrapping is just as much fun as the present.
What'd ya'll get if you don't mind me asking?
Are there chestnuts roasting on an open fire? Jack frost nipping at your nose?
I should go. Have an hour and a half to make some last minute presents for Clints family. He could do it but I don't like the chances. I woke up last night to fnd he'd drunk a whole bottle of red Was holding back his hair while he threw up into a bucket at five o'clock this morning
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE.
Books of historic New Zealand photography and DVDs of British comedy. Who's shocked!
I should be bailing for lunch with friends soon ...
Eh, just got some money for music stuff, presumably will get a new guitar with it.