Random Facts and Confessions: Part 5

[Angela Harlem]

ohmygod! i HAVE a slapchop! but it's not called that. i bought it as an onion dicer.

 

[coolian2]

ohmygod! i HAVE a slapchop! but it's not called that. i bought it as an onion dicer.

did you watch the video? can you clean it as well as you can clean the slap chop? did you get the graty with it?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

You're gonna love his nuts...

 

[coolian2]

apparently the hooker preferred his lips.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

shamwow!

 

[Angela Harlem]

did you watch the video? can you clean it as well as you can clean the slap chop? did you get the graty with it?

i did watch, but i might have missed the end of it because i don't recall watching him wash it. i just dunk mine in sudsy water repeatedly and let it drain because they're a substantial bitch of a gadget to clean. and of course, they need to be extra clean when dicing onion as it does.


and no, no graty for me. god, how i'd love one. hell, how i'd love a need for one. if only i had the leisure time to make my own spaghetti from scratch, or whatever else it did.

i don't need a flavourwave.

 

[vaz02]

Ok i got drunk last night and did the whole embarrassing texts thing to people of the opposite sex. How do i get out of this situation with my dignity intact !

 

[cobl04]

Ok i got drunk last night and did the whole embarrassing texts thing to people of the opposite sex. How do i get out of this situation with my dignity intact !

you can't, just know that your problem is shared by many others!

 

[vaz02]

Trying to laugh the situation off on facebook with :

"HA was so drunk last night. Ban phones ! ban txt's ! Ban old men in corners of pubs telling man city stories and drinking straight gin ! Ban the quiz master ! It wasnt me officer, i was forced to send cringeworthy embarrassing texts. I SWEAR ! "

As my status

 

[coolian2]

i know one solution, but it's not the popular one.

 

[The Sad Punk]

i know one solution, but it's not the popular one.

Does it involve criming with a small, sharp object that can be found as commonly in a kitchen as an alleyway? If so, I may be onto this - are you suggesting he throws an apologetic party?

 

[zuropa_fit]

I often think I'm sort of stupid. Not like I don't know basic things, but like it's hard for me to learn things and often when people explain things, I don't understand them.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I have trouble hearing sometimes and if I ask someone to repeat something, I can only do this twice. If I still can't hear them I just nod, I'm usually too embarrassed to get them to repeat it again

 

[Fernando-]

I often think I'm sort of stupid. Not like I don't know basic things, but like it's hard for me to learn things and often when people explain things, I don't understand them.

That exact thing happens to me too.

 

[coolian2]

Does it involve criming with a small, sharp object that can be found as commonly in a kitchen as an alleyway? If so, I may be onto this - are you suggesting he throws an apologetic party?

i was going to suggest seppuku, but you may be on to something.

 

[cobl04]

so i'm writing a short story for uni... it's based on bono's idea for running to stand still - if you don't like the world you're living in, see it through different eyes, and heroin gives you heroin eyes to see the world through.

but i'm better at writing news stories, and the story has just descended into shit really.

 

[Angela Harlem]

so i'm writing an essay for uni about policing policies for heroin in cabramatta. i shit you not. and yes, this has decended into a load of shit, too. but i don't think it was much to start with.

small world.

 

[cobl04]

well there you go! we could probably trade what we've got, it might work out better!

well. for me anyway.

 

[flybabe]

Sometimes I think people are better than me,no matter how good I may be at a certain thing and I see them do it I always think they do it ten times better...

But sometimes I KNOW I`m better...

 

[MooMoo!]

Edit: Actually, Id better not leave this post, just to be on the safe side.

 

[cobl04]

I'm still trying to find The Brave Little Toaster on video or DVD or something... Loved it as a kid.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I'm still trying to find The Brave Little Toaster on video or DVD or something... Loved it as a kid.

weeeeeird, i was just talking about this movie today at lunch! it doesn't seem to be available for region 4. it's a shame a dvd player can't play any region since it's available here.

 

[cobl04]

Nothing's available in region 4

I still can't get The Office season 3 on DVD because some idiot decided "we'll only release half of it... and then we'll release the full season, even though America's watching season 5, in about ten years time." fuck off.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

that sucks. if it's any consolation, some of the music dvds i've wanted over the years have only been available in region 4, due to me having a penchant to all things kiwi.

 

[coolian2]

i can't get out of region 4 fast enough, lol.

 

[cobl04]

that sucks. if it's any consolation, some of the music dvds i've wanted over the years have only been available in region 4, due to me having a penchant to all things kiwi.

I'm assuming there wouldn't be many Liam Finn DVDs in region1?

 

[MooMoo!]

I'm still trying to find The Brave Little Toaster on video or DVD or something... Loved it as a kid.

Hehe, did my avatar remind you?

Its REALLY hard to find in the UK on DVD, prices are usually taking the piss on ebay and the like, but I managed to get it for £4. I have it on VHS from when I was little anyway, for some reason everyone in my family had a copy.

Can you play region 1s? There are quite a few american copies around, and they seem far cheaper. If I knew how to copy a DVD Id sort you one out.

They really should just re-release it though, I know LOADS of people who want it on DVD, so theres definately a market for it.

 

[TripThruUreWires]

i was just referred to as "predatory", "blood-thirsty", and "the last of my kind ... a rare breed of woman" (and not quite in the positive sense of the phrase) by--get this--both a close, trusted guy friend and my mother (she didn't actually use those same words, but it proved just as harsh) ... all in one day.

... wanders off to take a good, hard look in the mirror ...

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I'm assuming there wouldn't be many Liam Finn DVDs in region1?

 

[coolian2]

i'll bring a region four player for next year