WildHoney
Blue Crack Distributor
Basically even though there's thousand of miles between us, we're a close knit sisterhood
WildHoney said:Basically even though there's thousand of miles between us, we're a close knit sisterhood
WildHoney said:Yeah we should get paid for the time we spend on Pleba
Some of us would be millionairess's
And what, no knitting jokes?WildHoney said:... we're a close knit sisterhood
Alisaura said:And what, no knitting jokes?
WildHoney said:Why don't crows spend all their time Knitting?[
WildHoney said:I thought they'd be a knitting joke but no one commented
So i shall oblige
A woman is knitting as she drives . Pretty soon, her speed has crept all the way up to 95 mph--and she passes a parked police car. The car gives chase. Officer Bob turns on his siren, but the woman, oblivious, doesn't notice him. Finally, he pulls up alongside her car and yells, "Pull over! PULL OVER!"
She looks at him, looks at her knitting, and yells--
"NO! It's a CARDIGAN!"
WildHoney said:Why work when you could be a kept woman