PLEBA Mansion Presents: The Driving Instructor

[Mullen-Girl]

Monday morning. The phone rings.

Lemonboy: Good Morning. PLEBA Mansion.

Bono: Good morning Lemonboy. How are you this lovely day?

Lemonboy: Well i'm great. how about you and how was your weekend?

Bono: Well i'm grand. My weekend was great. I spoke with Nelson Mandela and he told me that.....(30 mins later) So yeah.

Lemonboy: *sighs* What can I help you with Bono?

Bono: Oh yes sorry I got off track a wee bit.

Lemonboy: *in sarcastic tone* Oh yes just a WEE bit.

Bono: I need to speak with MG please.

Lemonboy: Sure. *calls up to MG* You've got a phone call.

MG: *answers the phone* Hello?

Bono: Well good morning there MG. Are you ready for your driving lessons?

MG: Yeah. What time should I be ready?

Bono: How about noon?

MG: Sounds great see you then. *hangs up*

Moonlit Angel: So who was that?

MG: Bono.

Moonlit Angel: Oh what did he want?

MG: Oh he's going to teach me how to drive.

Moonlit Angel: *eyes widen* You're joking right?

MG: No. I thought to myself well who else would be better? I mean he's the most defensive driver that I know.

Moonlit Angel: Yeah defensive because he CAN'T drive!

MG: Well that might be the case but I trust him.

Moonlit Angel: Well i'm going to have to come along to see this!

MG: Sure.

*It's noon and Bono arrives at the PLEBA Mansion*

Bono: *rings doorbell and says to himself* Ding Dong.

Lemonboy: *opens the door* Hello Bono. Please come in.

Bono: Thanks my good man! *slicks back his hair* Where's MG? Tell her her driving instructor is here *laughs*

Lemonboy: Driving Instructor???? You're joking right?

Bono: *peers at lemonboy* What are you implying Lemonboy?

Lemonboy: Oh nothing it's just that...well..you have a bad reputation as a driver.

Bono: Bollocks! I'm one of the best drivers.

MG: Alright Bono i'm ready!

Lemonboy: Hey can I come too?

Bono: Sure I don't see why not! C'mon everybody let's head out for MG's class!

*Moonlit Angel, Lemonboy, MG and Bono jump into Bono's Mercedes*

Bono: Alright MG. Stick the key in the hole thingie and turn it.

Moonlit Angel: *snickers*

Bono: *turns around* Quiet! I'm instructing! *back to MG* Ok now put the car in Drive and go!

MG: Ok! *stomps on the gas*

Lemonboy: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA! *grabs hold of the handle on the top of the window* DAMN ! MG! Slow down!

Bono: *grins* She's doing great! Now remember we drive on the other side of the road here.

Moonlit Angel: Yeah that'd be a great start. Going into the wrong side of traffic.

Bono: *rolls eyes* Ok MG. Go down that street.

Lemonboy: Bono...that's a one way street.

Bono: It's ok just as long as no cars are coming we'll be alright!

MG: *looks at Bono* You're not serious are you?

Bono: That's a favourite phrase of you people isn't it? *sighs* just go MG. Trust me.

MG: *mumbles* Lord please help us. *turns into the one way street and drives slowly*

Moonlit Angel: *closes her eyes* I just can't watch.

Bono: *turns around toward MA*You can open your eyes nobody's coming.

MG: Um Bono?

Bono: You see MA what happens is that I'm Bono and...

MG: BONO?

Lemonboy: BONO!

Bono: *turns around* What? Oh shite! Slam on the breaks!!!

MG: *hits the breaks*

Moonlit Angel: *screams*....

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Bono: *looks around* Is everything alright?

Lemonboy: Um...I think I will need a change of clothes soon.

Moonlit Angel: Yeah i'm ok but you won't be soon cos i'm gonna kick your arse!

MG: *gets out of the car and walks to the other car* Sir are you alright?

Man: *looks at MG* Don't you read signs?

MG: I'm really really sorry but you see my instructor told me to go down this street.

Man: Well let me speak with him. This is not a good way to teach someone how to drive!

MG: *walks over to Bono* Um this guy wants to speak with you.

Bono: *walks up to the man and smiles* Good morning sir.

Man: Well it's not a very good morning. You know you could have hurt someone going down the wrong way down a one way street.

Bono: *grins* I'm sorry sir. You'll have to excuse her she's a new driver and didn't understand the sign saying one way.

MG: *peers at Bono*

Moonlit Angel: Look sir. We're sorry that this happened but there was no damage to either car. Have a good day.

Man: Hmph. Good Day. *walks back into car*

Bono: *gets in the car and looks at MG* Ok. Put the car in reverse.

MG: Um Bono. Why don't you just drive? It might be easier.

Lemonboy: I agree Bono.

Bono: Naaah. This is one way you learn.

MG: *shrugs* Ok *puts car in reverse and drives slowly*

Bono: Ok now you're going to back up onto the street so you can get going. Now step on the brake slowly.

MG: *slams foot on gas pedal*

Moonlit Angel: MG! The other one!

MG: ACK!

*Cars come to a screeching halt*

Lemonboy: Oookay I think it's time for somebody else to drive.

MG: *pouts* I'm sorry guys. I'm just really terrible.

Bono: That's ok MG. We'll just have to practice some more in the rural roads. I'll drive.

Moonlit Angel: NO! I'll drive. I think we've had enough adventure for today.

Lemonboy: *nods* I think i'm going to need a nice shot of liquor when we get home.

*The gang head home. Thankful that they are in one piece*

The End.

lol sorry it's not longer but I just couldn't think of much else to write

 

[Lemonboy]

OMG!!!!


I was laughing so hard when I read this that my gf came in and wondered what the hell was going on.......


Great story MG.....you?re a pro at this.......

I could really visualize this one.....

When do we get "PLEBA Mansion- The movie" ???

 

[GibsonExplorer]

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Bono: Well i'm grand. My weekend was great. I spoke with Nelson Mandela and he told me that.....(30 mins later) So yeah.

Lemonboy: *sighs* What can I help you with Bono?

Bono: Oh yes sorry I got off track a wee bit.

Lemonboy: *in sarcastic tone* Oh yes just a WEE bit.

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Originally posted by Mullen-Girl
Moonlit Angel: *eyes widen* You're joking right?

Hehe, that was my exact thought upon reading about Bono teaching MG to drive!

This was great! Loved the remarks Bono and I were shooting back and forth...geez, snippy little people, aren't we? .

The ironic part about all this is that in real life, I've only attempted to drive, like, twice. I'm really nervous about driving.

Angela

 

[Mullen-Girl]

LOL! PLEBA Mansion the movie? Well I dunno maybe soon but I would have to think about a longer script Maybe some visual to go with it