Parody: All Because of U2.com

[HelloAngel]

Hey guys.. I just thought this up. Hope you like it. Be nice!

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I was born a child of taste
Liked nothing else about the place
Radio was ugly but I saw U2's beautiful face
And it left me no illusion

I saw it in the curve of the moon
I would soon see U2 sing their tunes
But now when I see U2
I just hear confusion

All because of U2.com
All because of TM
All because of Fanfire
I am… I am

I didn't like the sound of the fanclub's voice
Ticketmaster didn’t give the fans a choice
An ineffective tortoise
Messing with your heads like a train in vain

Some fans got squashed crossing the tracks
Some fans got credit card bills on their backs
U2's not broke but you can see the cracks
They can make it perfect again

All because of U2.com
All because of TM
All because of Fanfire
I am… I am

I’m angry
I’m getting bored
The new fanclub just arrived, but we're still at the door
Of the place we started out from
And we want back inside

All because of U2.com
All because of TM
All because of Fanfire
I am… I am

 

[stevec]

Good one! I think a little levity is just what is needed right now

 

[madonna's child]

lmao

there is a paraody of Vertigo over at atu2.com, it's pretty funny, too.

 

[Ava79]

Good one!

Instead of going all we need to cool down, like this: .

Might not be easy but hey, life - OR A U2 TOUR - isn't THAT serious. Please don't tell me I'm the only one to think and hope that they will be able to solve the problems with the tickets?

(hides from angry fans who haven't been able to get their tickets...hey! I don't have a ticket either)

 

[stevec]

I'm hoping, tho not hopeful, that the ticket issue will be resolved Ava.

I am now one of the lucky ones who got 4 GA tix for the UK, but I do feel bad for anyone still having these problems.

I can understand the anger, as until 9.30am this morning I was still in a rage.

 

[EPandAmerica]