I don't know where to start...violence in the dining area? sexual harrassment of the caregiver? taxman after my brother? Blame Canada???? WTF?????
OK..get relaxed my children for a lengthy version of what actually happened today, during our visit with Pop...we got there at 11:30 a.m. We learned that lunch was being served and Dad was on his way into the dining room; rather than disrupt his schedule, we elected to forego lunch and return in an hour...(we should've stayed!)
BAW and I returned at 1 o'clock and saw that Dad was in his wheelchair but pulling himself along the way backward...not knowing of anything that had gone on, he saw me...his eyes widened and I saluted him; in like, he saluted back..he recognized me and Char and it was a good start to a nice visit....or was it?????
I asked him, "How's it going?" he said "Okay, but I need a drink!" I said, I'd get him something and he said, "Make it a tall Vodka and tonic....on the rocks!" " Uh, oh.........."
(he wasn't kidding!)
Cause of Action #1 - Come to find out, he had just been involved in an altercation in the dining room. He has befriended a couple of Spanish-speaking fellows that are there for various reasons; a new guy at "their table" tried to muscle in on the action and told one of the guys "this and that!" One of the friends was apparently joined in his defense by another guy...so far, so fair...
my dad decides he's gonna have a piece of the action!!! WTF! he grabs a butter knife and places it in his lap; he tells the offender that "there's 3 of us know, what are you gonna do about it???"
They remove Dad's weapon and he was escorted to his room; he elected to roll back to his living quarters but did so "backwards, "cause I know what those guys can do!"
Cause of Action #2 - Dad refused to take his meds' earlier in the day...the nurse, a very cute Hispanic who speaks to him in Spanish, saw Char and I in the room and we were laughing...she thought that this might be a good time to give Dad his meds.....I had just given him a cough drop; as the nurse approached him, he stuck the cough-drop out his tongue...she asked, "do you want me to throw that away???" He answered, "No, I want you to kiss it off!!!!!!!!!" Where the hell did this come from!!???!!!!?
Cause of Action #3 - Dad had a dream that my brother lost his job due to the Canadians, "Blame Canada!" all over again....
he said that Canada took his job and that the Taxman was after my older brother for the $9K that he owed them in back taxes....Where the hell does this come from?????
Other than the above, I confess that this was one of the most joyous visits with my Father..he laughed at old memories to a point that he had tears of joy! he remembered things of "the old days!" and it was apparent that BAW knows what her future looks like...I am hoping for many more visits with Dad with just as much levity and just as much love...
PS....before the nurse left, Dad turned on his transistor radio and asked her if she wanted to dance! (what are we gonna do with him???????????)
On a good note - when I took Dad to the nursing home on Monday, 8/15/05, I spoke with the Social worker in charge of his case...he told me that based on his experience, he did not believe that my Father "had much longer to go (until his demise.)" I posted about that visit in great detail...Well guess what John??? Mr. BAW's Dad has a lot of life left, even with that bastard cancer in his blood, he's got a whole lot of love and laughter to spread!!!"