starsgoblue
Blue Crack Addict
Well, ladies and gents...business has been booming! We had to remodel.....come on in and enjoy the new digs!
(turns over closed sign)
(turns over closed sign)
Merc said:**Walks into the bar**
Hi everyone!
**Sits on a bar chair**
Mmm... Finally I get to sit down...
... so... could I please have...
**Looks around the bar**
Okay, where on earth is the bartender when you need him?!
starsforu2 said:
>>> Head pops up from the back <<<
Don't be
I was just out back, the bar got kind of weird last night, so I was waiting for more of the regulars to return. Kind of felt like the 3rd wheel, so I decided to bow out.
Now I know how real bartenders feel when they are the last one left, watching happy couples, but having no waitresses to hit on. It's probably very lonely.
Maybe a and a would make me feel better.
Tomer said:
can i have some water please?
Merc said:
Tim!!!
You have no idea how glad I am to see you!!!
Tomer said:can i take a guess?
Tomer said:um
<---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->
about that happy?
Tomer said:no peanuts
scientific research shows that average bar peanuts have about 30 different kinds of pee on it
peenuts
Herco said:monkeys like peanuts
starsforu2 said:You're right, I have no idea! Tell me!