mysterious_jen
Blue Crack Addict
oh that takes me back.
I still remember the log song.
what about the deep fry song ? or the shaven yaksmen ?
this one appears to be the one where they go to the pound.
oh that takes me back.
I still remember the log song.
I have dressed in women's clothing once before, you know.
I was 12. My friend, his sister, and I were playing truth or dare. My friend dared me to dress in his sister's clothes and go outside for five minutes.
I did it, partly because it was midnight and nobody was around.
I'm not, but it doesn't mean I haven't heard the expectations.
Partly because you were wondering what the soft silk hose would feel like on your pre-pubescent legs. How the soft colours and shapes of the dresses would look skimming your pale frame.
Partly because you were wondering what the soft silk hose would feel like on your pre-pubescent legs. How the soft colours and shapes of the dresses would look skimming your pale frame.
No soft silk hose, or hose of any kind. I just traded my shorts for a skirt.
I'm so excited about getting to buy furniture and crockery and stuff.
you will have to have another housewarming/birthday party
My bro and sister went to a nice Italian joint in North Adelaide for tea and brought me back a piece of super ristorante garlic bread! This must be what it's like to be a loved dog.
oh SHIT SHIT I FUCKED UP MY 20,000TH GODDAMMIT FUCK
oh SHIT SHIT I FUCKED UP MY 20,000TH GODDAMMIT FUCK
oh SHIT SHIT I FUCKED UP MY 20,000TH GODDAMMIT FUCK
PHAIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh SHIT SHIT I FUCKED UP MY 20,000TH GODDAMMIT FUCK
At least her 20,000th was about her cat.
I haven't reached 20,000 yet.
Hurry up!
jen, you piece of broken wicker furniture left out on the footpath waiting for the council pick up!
20,000 what?