Iskra
War Child
"Hey Guys" says Paul.
"Hey Paul." says the boys.
"Some people on the internet are calling me names."
"Oh no!" says Bono.
"So I called Interscope and rewrote all of our contracts so that we are giving away your music pretty much for free. We have tons of money saved, we'll just use that until it runs out. I couldn't bear to go on knowing that U2buddy and IwannahavesexwithBono think I'm a capitalist pig."
"Oh no problem, we'll get straight back to work then old friend." says the Edge.
"Hey Paul." says the boys.
"Some people on the internet are calling me names."
"Oh no!" says Bono.
"So I called Interscope and rewrote all of our contracts so that we are giving away your music pretty much for free. We have tons of money saved, we'll just use that until it runs out. I couldn't bear to go on knowing that U2buddy and IwannahavesexwithBono think I'm a capitalist pig."
"Oh no problem, we'll get straight back to work then old friend." says the Edge.