Damn straight there wasn't time!
I had just finished carving that damn thing out of styrofoam and you showed up fifteen minutes late.
We were going to have to resort to making poor Macphisto jump out of the cake ... again.
Good thing you FINALLY showed up, he gets so grumpy when he gets frosting in his hair. Don't worry Arun darling, you look fabulous.
-Bluey
*realizes that everybody is talking to arun and secretly gets close to the cake and cuts another slice of the cake and eats it*
Arun.. your huh.. shoe is inside of the cake errr...
ah what the hell, the cake still tastes good
*keeps on eating*
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Laura Mrs.rougerum
Still the better half and missing the other part