ALRIGHT FOLKERS!
THIS IS THE BEER I'M REVIEWING. YOU CAN SAY IT'S NOT A REVIEW, BUT YOU CAN'T NOT NOT SAY IT'S NOT A BEER.
Caledonian Deuchars IPA - "Distinctive Refreshing"
Now for a short history of the IPA: The IPA means Indian Pale Ale
Indian Pale Ales are flavoursome little fuckers and are usually pretty damn good. Rarely do they struggle in not having flavour. If anything, the main struggle is to not make the beer too overpowering so it's just like FUCK I NEED A WATER. Not that I'd ever do that, what with me being a macho bogan.
The first thing I noticed, as a professional and talented brew reviewer, is that the beer is pretty damn light for an IPA. I mean, I'm just drinking out of the bottle because otherwise I'd have to pour it into a saucepan, but I gave some to my brew (as in, bro) before, and it was a pretty damn nice looking caramel. See the picture for all the sweaty details.
I pull the first sip. Whoa, you know what this takes me back to? Granny's roasts. It's something to have with peas and corned beef, I've already decided immediately. It's a tasty beer, nice and equal, not too bitey.
Moral of the story: 7.8/10