Leek, Staffordshire Superthread

[Alisaura]

hmmmm nah, he had kiddie porn when they arrested him , so its justified anyway.

Rusty hot razor blade to the nuts .



However, facebook better not fuck up the trial .

Fair points, one and all.

 

[Alisaura]

Ok. Sorry, I have a thing for Scorcese mob movies. It just looks like, the members of U2 used to be friends, then something happened to Edge, and Larry and Adam are coming to kill Bono and Bono's just waiting for them.

... I need to watch this again, now.

Which tuf video is it?

True, but Batman's a vigilante, and Adam plays what according to Larry is a Batman bass in the latest U2.com video, so logically, if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood, and therefore a witch!

Sold!

 

[Alisaura]

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BRO FIST

IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 5 BROS THEN YOU ARENT A BRO

tuf bono respects you and wants you to be a bro for maximum repsect

right back atcha, bro. And to four other bros.

*just in case*

 

[bono_212]

... I need to watch this again, now.

Which tuf video is it?


Sold!

The only tuf video.

Not my tuf video though. Be careful, mine kicks so much ass it's the second result for The unforgettable fire, on youtube.

 

[The Sad Punk]

I want to see this now.

It's not very good.

 

[bono_212]

It's not very good.

damn.

 

[The Sad Punk]

damn.

Okay, maybe it is pretty good. I don't know. I'll see if I can find it.

 

[Axver]

It's not very good.

This is beside the point.

 

[bono_212]

Hah, ok, so I only check my youtube messages like once every other month. I just checked them, and I got this from December:

Dear Bono,

WTF don't you make the U2's Unforgetable Fire video available worldwide ?
I'm from Europe and it says that i cannot watch the video from my country.

Please do something about it.

Yours is the best out there.

Regards,
Zeroo

 

[The Sad Punk]

Oh yeah, I forgot that fanmade video is yours, Ashley.

 

[Alisaura]

Oh boy... there's more respect in that thread than any human can absorb in one night.

*feels respectfully faint*

 

[Alisaura]

... for some reason I got the Pride video mixed up with tuf. This shouldn't surprise me, all things considered.

 

[bono_212]

Oh yeah, I forgot that fanmade video is yours, Ashley.

I don't even like that video anymore, but it amused the hell out of me when it was the first result for The Unforgettable Fire. It was just everything about the U2 machine that sucks. Me being first instead of the official video I mean. Which is why I mention it so often . But I also think being the second result to a U2 single is pretty respectable.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Hah, ok, so I only check my youtube messages like once every other month. I just checked them, and I got this from December:

I think you should pretend to be Bono.

 

[Axver]

Hah, ok, so I only check my youtube messages like once every other month. I just checked them, and I got this from December:

Bono, stop posing as a young woman.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Bonnie...


Bonnie....

... your comic in the tuf bono respect thread...

:cornflakes of respect:

There are no words respectful enough.

and tuf edge's jacket is the poutine on the pizza.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you again and once more there is another thank you.

"There will be another one soon, folks!"

 

[The Sad Punk]

The best thing about the Pride clip is when tuf bono goes all Peter Garrett at the end.

 

[Alisaura]

I don't even like that video anymore, but it amused the hell out of me when it was the first result for The Unforgettable Fire. It was just everything about the U2 machine that sucks. Me being first instead of the official video I mean. Which is why I mention it so often . But I also think being the second result to a U2 single is pretty respectable.

Ashley, your video contains my favourite R&H Adamsilhouette. It therefore wins.


:respect:

 

[The Sad Punk]

The Sad Punk, gump+, Axver+, Alisaura+, major_panic+, mysterious_jen+, bono_man2002+, blueeyedgirl+, liamcool+

guys this is a party

 

[bono_212]

I think you should pretend to be Bono.

Bono, stop posing as a young woman.

I am amused when people call me Bono, yes.

 

[Alisaura]

The Sad Punk, gump+, Axver+, Alisaura+, major_panic+, mysterious_jen+, bono_man2002+, blueeyedgirl+, liamcool+

guys this is a party

You aren't your own friend?


Wait, neither am I...

 

[major_panic]

The Sad Punk, gump+, Axver+, Alisaura+, major_panic+, mysterious_jen+, bono_man2002+, blueeyedgirl+, liamcool+

guys this is a party

not only that, it's a respectful party with pizza.

 

[Alisaura]

The best thing about the Pride clip is when tuf bono goes all Peter Garrett at the end.

I have a vague memory of this. I need to refresh it.

 

[Axver]

You aren't your own friend?


Wait, neither am I...

I'm not friends with that Axver guy. Fuck him!

 

[bono_212]

bono_212*, The Sad Punk+, major_panic+, Alisaura, gump, mysterious_jen, bono_man2002+, blueeyedgirl, liamcool+


What the hell the four of you who know who you are.

 

[Axver]

I am amused when people call me Bono, yes.

We could actually quite legitimately call Bonnie Bono.

But she'd then kill us, Aussie Naming Laws notwithstanding.

 

[major_panic]

Damn, I'm too tired. I'm out.

 

[Alisaura]

Two observations:

1. There must be two tuf vids, cos I've never seen that one before. The one I've seen is footage from the tuf doco.

2. Ashley's Scorcese-esque plot fits rather chillingly.

Also, Adam bears a passing resemblance to a vampire I saw on TV once. It's all rather threatening.

 

[Alisaura]

Seeya Maj.!

 

[Axver]

Have a respectable one, U-Wen.