Kaikoura, Te Wai Pounamu, Aotearoa (Kia Kaha, Aroha to all) Superthread

[Axver]

But that Indian taxi driver TOOK YOUR JOB!

A job you weren't going to do.

But YER JERB!

 

[coolian2]

Well now we know what to get you for Christmas.

You post it.

 

[coolian2]

I don't know how many times I got upturned and put into the pool today.

 

[Kieran McConville]

dey took ur jbs!!!!!

 

[coolian2]

dey took ur jbs!!!!!

Stop quoting Donald Trump's Twitter

 

[Axver]

Donald Trump, stealing jobs from qualified, literate people.

 

[coolian2]

Donald Trump, stealing jobs from qualified, literate people.

Sad!

 

[coolian2]

Felt the Te Aroha shake. At least there's nothing else I can put down the shaking at about he same time to.

 

[coolian2]

Yeah fucking trust me to me to watch a video for five minutes and miss a wicket

 

[Axver]

Watch another.

 

[coolian2]

Watch another.

I'm arranging to be fired from a cannon into the sun during the next World Cup

 

[coolian2]

Thank you for not automatically suggesting I was watching porn.

I'm actually a little surprised you missed that on the first run through.

 

[Axver]

I'm arranging to be fired from a cannon into the sun during the next World Cup

Oh good, saves us the effort.

 

[Axver]

Thank you for not automatically suggesting I was watching porn.

I'm actually a little surprised you missed that on the first run through.

It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

 

[coolian2]

Oh good, saves us the effort.

Oh if you've got a guy I could always get a quote

 

[coolian2]

It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

#callback

 

[Axver]

Oh if you've got a guy I could always get a quote

Hahaha well played.

 

[coolian2]

Hahaha well played.

I genuinely don't know if this is sarcasm

 

[Axver]

I genuinely don't know if this is sarcasm

Not sarcasm! I didn't even have a witty putdown in reply. You'd nailed it.

 

[coolian2]

Right this cricket is taking a turn for the wine bottle

 

[coolian2]

Fuck this I'm watching Wellington

 

[Axver]

Fuck this I'm watching Wellington

Never mind pick your own adventure, this is pick your own depression.

 

[coolian2]

Never mind pick your own adventure, this is pick your own depression.

Well I went back to the cricket for THAT Sinclair catch.

That was worth it.

 

[Axver]

Well I went back to the cricket for THAT Sinclair catch.



That was worth it.

Haha yeah, that was a right screamer.

I reckon the best Black Caps catch I've seen is that one Dan took last year leaping a hundred feet in the air on the boundary. Had no idea the old fella could do it!

 

[coolian2]

Haha yeah, that was a right screamer.

I reckon the best Black Caps catch I've seen is that one Dan took last year leaping a hundred feet in the air on the boundary. Had no idea the old fella could do it!

I bet he didn't expect it. It must have been 99% "gotta look like I'm trying".

 

[Axver]

I bet he didn't expect it. It must have been 99% "gotta look like I'm trying".

"Bowler will give me a right bollocksing if I don't at least jump towards this... wait what the hell is in my hand now?"

 

[coolian2]

"Bowler will give me a right bollocksing if I don't at least jump towards this... wait what the hell is in my hand now?"

When I was young I dropped two sitters in a row that hit my chest at mid-on.

I took the third. Fucking consecutively.

Turns out those two dot balls I dropped actually got us home!

 

[coolian2]

To be fair I bowled the last over and it was a miracle two-wicket maiden, but really if I hadn't just got in the way of the catches I dropped I wouldn't have had the over.

 

[Axver]

The big question is if I have ever NOT dropped a catch.

 

[coolian2]

The big question is if I have ever NOT dropped a catch.

Fuck if a hard hit cricket ball in the collarbone is less painful than one to the balls...