Kaikoura, Te Wai Pounamu, Aotearoa (Kia Kaha, Aroha to all) Superthread

[Axver]

Fuck if a hard hit cricket ball in the collarbone is less painful than one to the balls...

I can only attest to the latter.

 

[coolian2]

I can only attest to the latter.

I think everyone has the latter.

 

[coolian2]

I can attest a tattoo on the collarbone is MUCH worse than both.

 

[Axver]

You know what I would never get, anywhere?

A tattoo.

I prefer not to hurt myself.

 

[Axver]

Oh please keep going like this Guppy!

 

[coolian2]

You know what I would never get, anywhere?

A tattoo.

I prefer not to hurt myself.

I need to do the shading on my wrist on (oooh fun!) and work out an appropriate Maori design to complete my chest.

Fun fact: You aren't hurting yourself! Someone else is!

 

[coolian2]

Fuck it Jimmy

 

[Axver]

Jimmy what have you done?!

 

[coolian2]

Well like I said on Facey (yeah bring it), if we can keep it to a T20 chase with wickets in hand, we are alive.

 

[Axver]

I need to do the shading on my wrist on (oooh fun!) and work out an appropriate Maori design to complete my chest.



Fun fact: You aren't hurting yourself! Someone else is!

OK, I'd prefer not to volunteer for somebody else to hurt me. Happy?

And if I must get somebody to hurt me, it better be to break my legs to get me out of some awful social engagement.

 

[Axver]

Well like I said on Facey (yeah bring it), if we can keep it to a T20 chase with wickets in hand, we are alive.

7 runs per over with 10 to go and 6 wickets in hand? May be possible.

 

[Axver]

My god that catch. Bastard.

 

[coolian2]

And if I must get somebody to hurt me, it better be to break my legs to get me out of some awful social engagement.

I know a guy. Got a quote for you.

 

[Axver]

Channel 9 really hate us. As if their commentary isn't bad enough, now they're playing Blink 182.

 

[coolian2]

My god that catch. Bastard.

Cannot argue. Brilliant. I couldn't have caught that if my loved ones faced life or death on it.

 

[Axver]

I know a guy. Got a quote for you.

Hold your horses, I don't have any shit social engagements this week.

Except posting with you, anyway.

 

[coolian2]

Channel 9 really hate us. As if their commentary isn't bad enough, now they're playing Blink 182.

I was in the gents and was suddenly wondering why I had that in my head.

 

[coolian2]

Oh wow coming up on 41k.

 

[Axver]

Oh wow coming up on 41k.

Keep up.

 

[Axver]

Slats cannot fucking pronounce the Black Caps' names my god. Guptill and de Grandhomme just too hard apparently.

 

[Axver]

"He's got a trampoline in his pants" is a quote I never expected to hear during any sporting event.

 

[coolian2]

I can't believe the stupid motherfucker can't even get Guptill right

 

[coolian2]

"He's got a trampoline in his pants" is a quote I never expected to hear during any sporting event.

Well it's just become my pickup line

 

[Axver]

I can't believe the stupid motherfucker can't even get Guptill right

Seriously, since when was Guppy's name a challenge?!

 

[coolian2]

Seriously, since when was Guppy's name a challenge?!

Well when you're a total fuckwit...

 

[coolian2]

That was a quick run from 40 to 41.

All I need to say.

 

[Axver]

Well when you're a total fuckwit...

That is a key selection criteria for Channel 9 these days.

 

[coolian2]

That is a key selection criteria for Channel 9 these days.

Thanks for your post from 2009.

 

[Axver]

Ahahaha Maxwell sticks it to selectors by taking essential catch as sub.

Also: FUCCKKKKK

 

[coolian2]

Well I'm going to work on my hangover now.