LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
Since it appears that the second wave of first impressions is rolling in for NLOTH, with a greater barrage yet to come, I thought it would be fun to give our own ideas of what these descriptions would have been like back in 1983, 1987, 1991, etc. Considering U2's newest sounds were not always warmly accepted, don't be afraid to get critical. Remember, these are just terse descriptions, so don't go overboard, and try to get inside the head of someone hearing those albums in the context of the period in which they were released.
I'll do Achtung Baby.
I'll do Achtung Baby.
This evening, I found myself a part of a gathering of three dozen specially-selected journalists and East German riffraff, brought together for the sole purpose of hearing the new U2 album...the unfortunately-titled Achtung, Baby! We were asked to stand in the middle of a giant abandoned Trabant factory, which you would assume could be filled to the brim with these new sounds to great effect. Unfortunately, the band just brought a boombox covered with garish stickers that are apparently supposed to represent the direction of the album's artwork. My eyes are still bleeding.
For U2 fans curious if this new album is an improvement over the absurdly pompous monstrosity that was Rattle And Hum, all I can say is that I was forced to swear at gunpoint that I wouldn't divulge my true feelings about the record as a whole. So here are some unbiased, objective descriptions of each song to tide you over.
1. Zoo Station
Starts off with the sounds of Edge attempting to be everyone else while Larry bangs on pots and pans like my little brother used to do. It's unusual, but even "When Loves Comes To Town" had a melody.
2. Even Better Than The Real Thing
Beatlesque pop songwriting meets music you could hear any night at your local discotheque.
3. One
Sounds like a classic. The lyrics are a bit overdone, but it builds nicely, and is rather soulful, very much like the only good moment of Rattle And Hum, "All I Want Is You".
4. Until The End Of The World
Other than the wildebeest-caught-in-a-jet-engine intro, not awful. Actually, very pleasant. U2 chills out for a bit, only to build to an epic climax.
5. Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses
Unabashed pop song covered in feedback. I wrote similar lyrics in my 9th grade poetry class, so it was quite nostalgic for me.
6. So Cruel
Dour. Goes nowhere. Remind U2 to never go near a piano again unless they're singing about the month of October.
7. The Fly
Well, it sure made that boombox sound louder than it had any right to. You've all heard this one by now, but I still have to idea what to make of it. There may be a song in there, but I have no idea where it is. Or U2, for that matter.
8. Mysterious Ways
Irish white boys attempt to get their groove on. God forbid this becomes a single.
9. Tryin' To Throw Your Arms Around The World
Pure crap.
10. Ultraviolet (Light My Way)
I'm conflicted about this one. On one hand, it sounds like the U2 I've always loved. On the other hand, Bono is singing about lightbulbs and 68% of the lyrical content involves the word "baby". Well, at least we know what the inspiration for the album title is now.
11. Acrobat
U2 goes goth on the last couple of tracks. This one sounds positively furious, featuring raging Edge guitar, and Bono singing about not letting "the bastards grind you down". Should be a corker live.
12. Love Is Blindness
They break out the organ here, and it provides an ominous atmosphere for an otherwise bland song. It's over before it even begins.