it's time for "ask whortense"

[theSoulfulMofo]

So why are yawns contagious?

If someone cries in an empty forest, does anyone care?

Can light still be the fastest traveling phenomena if it can't escape the gravity of a black hole or quasar?

How many parallel universes are there? Can't they all collapse to one, if they're infinite possibilities?

What kind of sexual intercourse is the most pleasurable? Straight? Gay? Menage-trios? S&M?

Does the Devil exist? How bout MacPhisto?

In your opinion, why does funk rap-core, like Limp Bizkit, Incubus and Linkin Park, make it so big? Are they really that good?

[This message has been edited by theSoulfulMofo (edited 11-10-2001).]

 

[mikal]

Why all of a sudden do I get drunk so fast when my tolerance was sky high a month ago?

Do you feel bad for the band, "Anthrax"?

Who is the hottest girl you've ever seen?

Why do girls get so intimidated by my good looks?

What state produces the most dairy products?

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Schabow

 

[zooropamanda]

is intereference really a cult?

is z edge having an affair with bonochick?

is deathbear enjoying himself in europe?

is skeek really dawson from dawson's creek?

does melon need a holiday in tahiti?

when will bono realise he made a mistake and should have married me?

is the wanderer ever going to notice me?

 

[mikal]

Originally posted by zooropamanda:
is intereference really a cult?

you didn't know? we're having a mass suicide on Christmas day.

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Schabow

 

[speedracer]

Originally posted by Bathtime Fun Whortense:


5) yes, sound waves are emitted regardless if anyone is there to hear it or not.

No, no, no! As I have said before, sound is *not* the oscillatory motion of air. Sound is the sensation that one experiences when the oscillatory motion of air interacts with one's tympanic membrane or eardrum. Therefore, if no one's eardrum is there to hear the tree hit the ground, it will make no sound.

 

[speedracer]

Suppose Monty Hall offers me whatever prize is sitting behind my choice of one of three doors, and that behind one door is a car, while behind the other two doors is nothing. Suppose that I pick one door, and that Monty opens a different door, showing that that door has nothing behind it. If Monty allows me to switch doors, should I do so?

 

[Hewson]

Why are there no "B" batteries?

Who shot J.R.?

When the moon is in the seventh star, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, will peace really guide the planet?

What is the best card?

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The joker is the best card.

 

[BabyGrace]

why am I addicted to Feedback? or the internet for that matter? and why do i find so many painful things here?

when will U2 come on tour to the States again?

fine, when's their next album coming out?

when are you retiring whortense or whoever it is?

how the hell did you end up so smart?

are you really enjoying answering these questions?

when will I like myself? you dont have to answer taht i know the answer

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but for the grace of love I'd will the meaning of heaven from above...

 

[mug222]

Ah, the old "Let's Make a Deal" question, eh?

 

[wireman]

When socks disaappear in the dryer..where do they go?

 

[Bonochick]

1. Why does my cat lick my socks?

2. How can I stop getting stressed out over everything?

3. Is there anyway to get my Barbie's head back onto her body to have it actually stay without using harmful adhesives? If so, how?

4. How will I die?


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"I don't know you,
But you don't know the half of it..."

[This message has been edited by Bonochick (edited 11-13-2001).]

 

[Bonochick]

Originally posted by zooropamanda:

is z edge having an affair with bonochick?

*just notices this*

Hey now!!!!!!!!

Why does everybody think that??



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"I don't know you,
But you don't know the half of it..."

 

[Bathtime Fun Whortense]

*bump*

too lazy to respond right now, but i don't want to lose my thread.

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington

 

[Sicy]

Dammit Whortense.. get off your lazy ass before you get so behind you wont feel like answering shit!

P.S. What really happens when you swallow gum?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Originally posted by Bonochick:
*just notices this*

Hey now!!!!!!!!

Why does everybody think that??

Whortense,

What evil things did Bonochicky do with z edge while I was away???

 

[unforgettableFOXfire]

Originally posted by LarryMullen's_POPAngel:
Whortense,

What evil things did Bonochicky do with z edge while I was away???

Wouldnt you like to know?

 

[Bonochick]

Originally posted by LarryMullen's_POPAngel:
Whortense,

What evil things did Bonochicky do with z edge while I was away???

Nothing!!!

I haven't even talked to z edge for like a month or whatever!!!



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"I don't know you,
But you don't know the half of it..."

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Originally posted by Bonochick:
Nothing!!!

I haven't even talked to z edge for like a month or whatever!!!

OK, you're forgiven. lol

 

[gherman]

Heres a question I already have the answer for...

Q. What's wears green and white and can't count backwards from 10 to 0?

A. A Michigan State Student!

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

if a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime does anybody care?

 

[Diamond The U2 Patriot]

Exactly what time and what day are-
Sicy
Trip
Bebe
Cindy Crawford
The Barbie Twins
Gabrelle Reece
Nina Hartley
Uma Thurman
Shirley Manson
Tori Amos
Madonna
and little Mango from SNL..
..coming over for the dimonhottub party?

Thank You-
Diamond


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"...The big guy is made of STEEL." - Bono as we stood together on stage at Boston #4, June 9th, 2001.

---
If curious click
links for
Bono/Dimon-Bos.4 Story
and Photos..

http://www.arizonaautoweb.com/bono/

http://members.aol.com/diamondbruno9/

[This message has been edited by Diamond The U2 Patriot (edited 11-12-2001).]

 

[speedracer]

Originally posted by gherman:

Heres a question I already have the answer for...

Q. What's wears green and white and can't count backwards from 10 to 0?

A. A Michigan State Student!

Nonsense.

10. 9. 8. 7. 6.
5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
1. 1. 1. 1. 1.
1. 1. 1. 1. 1.
1. 1. 1. 1. 1.
1. 1. 1. 1. 1.
1. 1. 1. 1. 1.

Go Blue!

 

[Bonochick]

Originally posted by Diamond The U2 Patriot:
Exactly what time and what day are-
Sicy
Trip
Bebe
Cindy Crawford
The Barbie Twins
Gabrelle Reece
Nina Hartley
Uma Thurman
Shirley Manson
Tori Amos
Madonna
and little Mango from SNL..
..coming over for the dimonhottub party?

Thank You-
Diamond

You want Mango to come over???? *lmao*!



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"I don't know you,
But you don't know the half of it..."

 

[Diamond The U2 Patriot]

HEY! Lets NOT let that one get out ok?
Thank You-
Diamond

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"...The big guy is made of STEEL." - Bono as we stood together on stage at Boston #4, June 9th, 2001.

---
If curious click
links for
Bono/Dimon-Bos.4 Story
and Photos..

http://www.arizonaautoweb.com/bono/

http://members.aol.com/diamondbruno9/

 

[Calluna]

Dear Bathtime Fun Whortense,


What does Bono mean when he says, "It's not a problem, it's just too many choices?"

What does the expression, "Holly would if she could" mean to you?



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Remember the goul.

Shake n' bake
Do whatever it takes

 

[foray]

Originally posted by Calluna:
Dear Bathtime Fun Whortense,


What does Bono mean when he says, "It's not a problem, it's just too many choices?"

Doesn't that mean that it's not a question of the problem, rather there are too many solutions?

Whortense, is Calluna waiting for deathbear's return before she posts more crying minotaurs? Would she ever post a few for foray/4a/yarof?

When will 4a revert back to foray?

What's the frequency?


4a

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Originally posted by Bonochick:
You want Mango to come over???? *lmao*!

Damnit, there needs to be a picture of Mango here!!!! LOL

I love that little guy-and apparently so does diamond. hehe

 

[Bonochick]

Originally posted by LarryMullen's_POPAngel:
Damnit, there needs to be a picture of Mango here!!!! LOL

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"I don't know you,
But you don't know the half of it..."

 

[bonoiswubbus]

Originally posted by Bathtime Fun Whortense:
it doesn't exist.

It does, of course, exist. I can tell you that the 1,254,540 digit of pi is a 9. I'll try to find the one you're looking for though, Christine

 

[U2@NYC]

Of course it does exists, since it is an irrational number.

Another proof that this Whortense is nothing but a fraud.