it's officially the GREATEST STORY EVER...and it is true!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

My friend's boyfriend and two of his friends (very muscular and tough) were leaving a bar the other night, when two muggers came up behind them. The muggers attempted to the jump the guys....hahaha...but they ended getting their asses kicked!!! The guys beat the hell out of the muggers and told them to stay on the ground until they left...which they did...but minutes later they came back and asked for the muggers wallets!! And they gladly handed them over! hahah! The drunken trio got 50 bucks out of the muggers and proceeded to spend it all at What-A-Burger!
hahahahha!!!

 

[Sicy]

 

[zoney!]

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

that's the spirit!!!

 

[nbcrusader]

 

[popacrobat]

haha

 

[Mr. BAW]

Boomer - you're off to Hollywood!!!

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

so why don't you people love this story?
it's great!!!
it happened!
it's true!!!
what's the deal

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[ABEL]

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

go yawn yourself!!!
that's the best story in the history of man.

 

[Sicy]

worst thread ever

*1star3

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

did I start the story too strong?
should I have built it up more?

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I LOVE ANDRE 3000

 

[beegee]

HAHAHAHA.

now THIS thread made me want to post.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

good.
that's why I've always liked you.
and not the others.

 

[Mr. BAW]

so why don't you people love this story?
it's great!!!
it happened!
it's true!!!
what's the deal

I love a good guys vs. bad guys turn good guys into bad guys story!!!

Mr. BAW rides you and your script to a producer friend of mine!!!

It'll be all right sugar!!

 

[popacrobat]

i found it funny.

 

[Screaming Flower]

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I love a good guys vs. bad guys turn good guys into bad guys story!!!

Mr. BAW rides you and your script to a producer friend of mine!!!

It'll be all right sugar!!

huh.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

LOVE LOVE LOVE, LOVE LOVVVVVVVE, LOVE LOVVVVE LOVE,
LOVE LOVE LOVE, LOVE LOVVVEEEE, LOVE LOVE LOVE

(and that was from UTEOTW, not the Beatles, thanxxxxx)

 

[beegee]

where the HELL did he go?

 

[JessicaAnn]

i wish i had writing talent like your boomer

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

 

[JessicaAnn]

 

[Ody]

well.

Drunken brawls

muggers

muggers getting beat up

good guys turning into muggers themselves

irony factor: yes, for sure

humor factor: not so much

three one

see what I mean?

 

[JessicaAnn]

 

[Mr. BAW]

There are times when street-side justice must prevail; this may have been one of them!

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

at a time like this, we should take Thoreau's advice and
1. overthrow the government
2. become transcendentalists
3. live naked by a pond

 

[JessicaAnn]

what happens if you've skipped step one and two and went directly for step three?