fly on the wall
The Fly
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- May 22, 2002
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RULES OF THE HOUSE WHEN A PARTY IS IN SESSION (revised Jan. 04)
You must be 21 to drink alcoholic beverages. If you are not, please go grab a handful of snow and suck on it.
The residents of the house are not responsible for any wound inflicted by small furry creatures with long ears and puffy tails.
Sex (drunk or otherwise) in the bedrooms is restricted to the occupants (renters) of the house. There are no limitations to the number of participants, just as long as one (1) renter is involved.
Avoid eating ANYTHING that looks like Kellogg?s Cocoa Puffs?no has purchased in a long while.
There are two fire (sick) exits ? one in the front and one in the rear. Remember, the closest exit may be behind you.
Friends do not let friends convert into ?naked guy.? (There are no rules against friends letting friends converting into ?Girls Gone Wild? though.)
The shouting of ?Woo? and other such similar terms are strictly prohibited and may result in permanent expulsion and/or revocation of imbibing privileges. (Although, if you are intoxicated, and can say ?revocation of imbibing privileges? five times fast?your privileges will be reinstated on probation).
You must be 21 to drink alcoholic beverages. If you are not, please go grab a handful of snow and suck on it.
The residents of the house are not responsible for any wound inflicted by small furry creatures with long ears and puffy tails.
Sex (drunk or otherwise) in the bedrooms is restricted to the occupants (renters) of the house. There are no limitations to the number of participants, just as long as one (1) renter is involved.
Avoid eating ANYTHING that looks like Kellogg?s Cocoa Puffs?no has purchased in a long while.
There are two fire (sick) exits ? one in the front and one in the rear. Remember, the closest exit may be behind you.
Friends do not let friends convert into ?naked guy.? (There are no rules against friends letting friends converting into ?Girls Gone Wild? though.)
The shouting of ?Woo? and other such similar terms are strictly prohibited and may result in permanent expulsion and/or revocation of imbibing privileges. (Although, if you are intoxicated, and can say ?revocation of imbibing privileges? five times fast?your privileges will be reinstated on probation).
