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I serve MacPhisto
As of this moment forward, there will not be allowed any drinking, drunkeness, whorring around, unabusive language, oral pleasures, peaceful conversations, or non-recreational drugs allowed in this forum.
This stands as of now, and please place all contraband and good behavior in the amnesty box.
Actually my main objective is to curtail the drinking problem we have here, so I may not actively enforce the other abuses and atrocities.
I will have special analyzers hooked into the path to this forum, and they will trace all the way to your mouse. These specially coded devices sense alcohol in sweat and body temperature variances from your fingers to your mouse.
Plus, I will monitor your post contents for slurring of printed word, (i.e. Bonochick) and the usual casual admittance to such decadent and foolish behavior.
I have not yet decided punishment for rule violations; but expect it to be rude, smelly, and involve the boogie man.
This stands as of now, and please place all contraband and good behavior in the amnesty box.
Actually my main objective is to curtail the drinking problem we have here, so I may not actively enforce the other abuses and atrocities.
I will have special analyzers hooked into the path to this forum, and they will trace all the way to your mouse. These specially coded devices sense alcohol in sweat and body temperature variances from your fingers to your mouse.
Plus, I will monitor your post contents for slurring of printed word, (i.e. Bonochick) and the usual casual admittance to such decadent and foolish behavior.
I have not yet decided punishment for rule violations; but expect it to be rude, smelly, and involve the boogie man.