it's official, I'm bored so ask me stuff

[Sparkysgrrrl]

I swear to god, today must be maintenance day in msg board land

They're all giving me "we're sorry we're working on things buzz off" messages and I need my forums!!!!
Since this one is the only one working at the moment...
I open up the floor to ppl to ask me things.
No I'm not very exciting, but I do have all the answers mwahahaha

 

[Bonochick]

Why do orange peels excite me?

 

[Sparkysgrrrl]

You cannot resist the zest.
You have a....zest for life, if you will.

Plus they smell so goooood

 

[Bonochick]

How come after I woke up from my nap in the tub, my beverage was missing?? Could it be beverage gremlins?

 

[ABEL]

How come after I woke up from my nap in the tub, my beverage was missing?? Could it be beverage gremlins?

I was going to go to bed, but now I'm skerd of the BEVERAGE GREMLINS

 

[Cleasai]

How come I'm forever cursed with dial-up only to have it boot my arse offline like it just did? Argh!

 

[Sparkysgrrrl]

no no, don't be frightened...they are beverage faeries from the land of Li Quid
They come and partake in our sweet necter because the evil gnomes known as Po Luttants has rendered their beverages undrinkable.
You did a good thing letting the beverage faeries carry off some of your drink to the land of Li Quid.
There will be much merriment tonight.

 

[Sparkysgrrrl]

I am in that same catagory Cleasai, perhaps it's something in the air in Sandyeggo


dear lord I just saw Howard Stern in a bikini

 

[Cleasai]

no no, don't be frightened...they are beverage faeries from the land of Li Quid
They come and partake in our sweet necter because the evil gnomes known as Po Luttants has rendered their beverages undrinkable.
You did a good thing letting the beverage faeries carry off some of your drink to the land of Li Quid.
There will be much merriment tonight.

dear lord I just saw Howard Stern in a bikini

mommy?

 

[Sparkysgrrrl]

If you don't believe in beverage faerie I'm afraid they may go midevil on your ass.

you better reprazent

I ought to know not to turn it on E! to see Howard...some things are meant to be heard and not seen

 

[Cleasai]

You are most definately from (if not hang around) Downtown Sandy Ego.

Question... where the heck did everyone go?? Sicy? Abel? BC?

 

[Sicy]

When are we going to see your picture?

 

[Laura M]

Do you have a pair of lights on your head?





Long story

 

[Bonochick]

Question... where the heck did everyone go?? Sicy? Abel? BC?

I had to go to bed! The previous two nights, I was up until 5:30, 6:00 in the mornin'...but I actually have plans for today, so I had to get some sleep! I have a Big Brothers, Big Sisters outing, and my friend is going out to dinner with me, since he has to leave tomorrow for a cruise.

The Unemployed Wonder actually has stuff to do today...WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ABEL]

dear lord I just saw Howard Stern in a bikini

now I'm really skerd!


*why am I wondering what Howard Stern looked like in a bikini?

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I want to see Chicago.

Speaking of gremlins, a bus caught on fire today. They don't know why, the can't figure it out.
The news said it was gremlins.
Ok, I lied, the news didn't say gremlins, but I did.

 

[meegannie]

The pixies make the message board not work.

It's true, ask Screaming Flower, she's their queen.

 

[Screaming Flower]

it's true. i'm queen of the pixies. they are at my beck and call. yesterday my command was, "pixies, i want you to screw with all of sparkysgrrrl's message boards and such." they answered, "yes master."

 

[Sparkysgrrrl]

you will sort of see my picture right now

And I took the lights off the top of my head a few years ago, so no I don't.

Damn.
You're good SreamingFlower, they still aren't working today.

 

[Screaming Flower]

i can't see your face. i'm going to have to call in the pixies again.

 

[Sparkysgrrrl]

what's funny is I'm picturing The Pixies.
So I think Frank Black is gonna come storming in there and rip the keyboard out of my hand

 

[Sicy]

That picture doesnt count

 

[meegannie]

....waaaaa-aaaaa-aaaave.....

 

[Cleasai]

Aww, what about Bjork? She could pull you into a hypnotic state with her squeeling and dancing heh heh. All this while Frank Black beats your computer up senslessly with the keyboard. K, I'm scaring myself

 

[Screaming Flower]

here he comes. run sparky run!

 

[Ali Rose]

you all need help.

 

[Sparkysgrrrl]

bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sparkysgrrrl]

I'll leave this pic up until I log off here, then I'm taking it with me

 

[Sicy]

*right click save*

Very nice

 

[Screaming Flower]

you're so pretty!!!