jkayet
New Yorker
I sat through sex ed classes all day today. I'm subbing, and miraculously, this week is sex ed week at the school. Lovely. All I really do is keep them from talking and giggling too much while the person talks to them, but it has been educational. yep. I've learned lines like:
"I'll make you into a real man." &
"After school, let's go to the old boathouse." (yeah, not quite sure how that's a clear proposition, but...)
Also, the wonderfully federally funded program today taught the 8th graders that any sexual contact constitutes losing your virginity. Learn something new every day.
In one class, the kids weren't very talkative, so of course the woman decides to bring the teacher in on the discussion. Why the hell not. So, I'm asked all sorts of questions, like 'if a guy takes you out and pays for everything, do you feel like you need to repay him sexually at the end of the night?'
Well, with my nonexistant dating life now, I reached into the depths of my imagination. I was so bitter, I nearly answered "well, of course!!" Dumb sex ed teachers. I have to sit through it tomorrow too.
"I'll make you into a real man." &
"After school, let's go to the old boathouse." (yeah, not quite sure how that's a clear proposition, but...)
Also, the wonderfully federally funded program today taught the 8th graders that any sexual contact constitutes losing your virginity. Learn something new every day.
In one class, the kids weren't very talkative, so of course the woman decides to bring the teacher in on the discussion. Why the hell not. So, I'm asked all sorts of questions, like 'if a guy takes you out and pays for everything, do you feel like you need to repay him sexually at the end of the night?'
Well, with my nonexistant dating life now, I reached into the depths of my imagination. I was so bitter, I nearly answered "well, of course!!" Dumb sex ed teachers. I have to sit through it tomorrow too.