It's Official #0

[theSoulfulMofo]

So I'm thinking about converting from a Christian to Buddhist.

If I real hard, I figured I could reach nirvana faster than heaven by learning to want nothing...

I think, therefore I am--

*POOF*

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

this truly is official.

 

[Bonochick]

You got poof dust all over my record collection!

 

[Salome]

well, at least you've got a plan

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

If you think really hard you'll damage brain cells.

If you damage enough brain cells you'll be too incoherent to actually think.

If you're too incoherent to actually think you won't know WHAT you want, therefore, you'll want nothing, and will have acheived nirvana anyway.

Or if you really wanted to reach Nirvana, you could use a ouije board to contact Kurt Cobain...

 

[Basstrap]

my plan is to be reincarnated as an eagle

 

[Sicy]

I see dead people

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

?

 

[Basstrap]

?

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

wait a second.

why are there two different droolers?!!??!
what.
what. what is going on.

 

[Sicy]

Um

 

[HelloAngel]

I study zen buddhism. It helps me develop more efficient inner peace.

 

[Sicy]

salome would be proud roudadamsmilie:

 

[ABEL]

You got poof dust all over my record collection!

poof dust

 

[Sicy]

ABEL you nerd.

 

[Basstrap]

bahahahahahaha

all hail the nerds!!!

 

[adamswildhoney]

I see dead people

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

i am thinking of converting religions too. although luckily, it wouldn't be as big of a lifestyle change, as it'd be just another part of christianity. however, i am still not sure.

 

[bonosloveslave]

hmm, whatcha thinkin khanada?

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

Baptist?!?! Catholic??? Lutheran??? Jews for Jesus??!?!

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

I see dead nerds....

 

[Sicy]

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

silly MK, Nerds are not alive....they're sweet and fruity flavored.
Some even change color in your mouth.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

SHUT IT.

 

[meegannie]

Reformed Baptist? Free Will Baptist? General Baptist? Southern Baptist? Seventh Day Baptist? Bible Baptist? Primitive Baptist? Anabaptist Mennonite? Episcopalian? Wesleyan? Methodist? Antiochian Orthodox? Eastern Orthodox? Greek Orthodox? Russian Orthodox? Romanian Orthodox? Celtic Orthodox? Ukranian Orthodox? Anglican?

Okay, I'm tired now.