It is officially TOILET PAPER

[MissMaCo]

I stand for #1 and then shake it like a polaroid....

piiiiictuuuuuure

 

[Numb1075]

I stand for #1 and then shake it like a polaroid....

just remember, if you shake more than 3 times, it's called masterb......

 

[MissMaCo]

 

[Doozer61]

 

[Mr. BAW]

 

[Lila64]

 

[GibsonGirl]

 

[Achtung_Bebe]

I saw a t.v. show recently that inspected the bacteria in restrooms. Two findings that stood out:

1) men's restrooms actually contained less bacteria (probably due to little kiddies using the rr with their mommy)

2) the wad technique transfers less bacteria onto your hand than the fold technique.

 

[Mr. BAW]

 

[Doozer61]

 

[Zoots]

This thread is too much!!!

And that survey rocked!

 

[GibsonGirl]

2) the wad technique transfers less bacteria onto your hand than the fold technique.

Guess who's wadding from now on?

 

[wizard2c]

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I use both the fold and wad techniques. Depends on my mood I guess.

Ube......that's what I was going to say......

BTW: Browsing for trinkets today I saw this stuffed beaver....his name was BuckyBeaver.....had a toothbrush around his neck....I thought of you......

 

[RedRocksU2]

1) men's restrooms actually contained less bacteria (probably due to little kiddies using the rr with their mommy)

rr....?

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

Around the front. I get really pissed when its in the back

I always change it if it's backwards.

 

[Doozer61]

gotta be over the top. i need to be able to find it in the dark.

 

[Achtung_Bebe]

rr....?

yes, that's short for "I'm a lazy typist"

Originally posted by GibsonGirl


Guess who's wadding from now on?

my thoughts exactly

Everyone should do the TP waddle from now on!

 

[Lila64]

I do'nt have a square to spare

 

[MissMaCo]

in bed

 

[Doozer61]

 

[Sicy]

I always change it if it's backwards.

Me too

Even when I'm at other people's houses

 

[Sicy]

I do'nt have a square to spare

You cant spare ONE square?????????

 

[BAW]

Me too

Even when I'm at other people's houses

I'm just gonna leave the roll sitting on the bathroom counter when you come to visit

 

[GibsonGirl]

Do you know what's annoying? When people put the toilet roll on top of the holder. It's like...man, are you THAT lazy?

 

[Sicy]

I'm just gonna leave the roll sitting on the bathroom counter when you come to visit

LMAO.

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

Me too

Even when I'm at other people's houses

ALWAYS at other people's houses. I'll tell 'em I did it too.

 

[Lila64]

Jane: I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square.
Elaine: How about a ply? I'll take a ply.
Jane: Look, I don't have a square and I don't have a ply.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Elaine: No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square.
Jane: Wait a minute, I know you...
Elaine: That's right honey, and I know you!
The Stall

 

[GibsonGirl]

I'm actually kind of disturbed at the number of Seinfeld jokes one can squeeze into a thread about bathroom habits.

 

[Bonochick]

I'm actually kind of disturbed at the number of Seinfeld jokes one can squeeze into a thread about bathroom habits.

Oh, but there's more...

George: We discussed toilet paper.

Jerry: Toilet paper?

George: Yeah, I told her how toilet paper hasn't changed in my lifetime, and probably wouldn't change in the next fifty thousand years and she was fascinated, fascinated!

Jerry: What are you talking about?

Elaine: Yeah.

Jerry: Toilet paper's changed.

Elaine: Yeah.

Jerry: It's softer.

Elaine: Softer.

Jerry: More sheets per roll

Elaine: Sheets.

Jerry: Comes in a wide variety of colors.

Elaine: Colors.

George: Ok, ok, fine! It's changed, it's not really the point.

 

[SunBloc]

What annoys me is stacks of magazines, etc. beside the toilet. You know they've been there a long while & no telling what's on them.