UberBeaver
Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim
Babydoll said:
Gentlemen, how do you like my come-do-me shoes over yonder?
Put them on the dude on the couch and I'll let you know.
Babydoll said:
Gentlemen, how do you like my come-do-me shoes over yonder?
UberBeaver said:
Put them on the dude on the couch and I'll let you know.
LemonMelon said:Well, that was interesting indeed...
After taking one look at me, they threw me out. HOWEVER, I started bawling and complaining, sarcastically explaining how I could write a book entitled "How To Become A Bigger Success Than Me In 30 Minutes" that would be a hit with the homeless population downtown. Strangely enough, they thought it was a good idea, so I now have a book deal with Pendant Publishing.
UberBeaver said:I don't who I am. All I know is I aint' Kip Winger..... wait a minute....I am Kip Winger. Fuck. Everything makes sense now.
HEY - you marked the couch, boy? Come on!
By the way, nice boots, boy.
LemonMelon said:Well, that was interesting indeed...
After taking one look at me, they threw me out. HOWEVER, I started bawling and complaining, sarcastically explaining how I could write a book entitled "How To Become A Bigger Success Than Me In 30 Minutes" that would be a hit with the homeless population downtown. Strangely enough, they thought it was a good idea, so I now have a book deal with Pendant Publishing.
elevated_u2_fan said:
sweet, can I have my allowance now?
LemonMelon said:
Here's $7.25. Go buy some malt liquor to celebrate.
elevated_u2_fan said:
$7.25!!?? Just once I would like to buy liquor that doesn't have blindness as a side effect...
UberBeaver said:
That was fast. At least someone in this family gonna make some money. Want some vodka? Come over and sit down and tell me all about it. You like Winger?
unico said:
he pisses on the couch and gets an endless supply of vodka. i ask for a double and get sent outside without pants???
unico said:
he pisses on the couch and gets an endless supply of vodka. i ask for a double and get sent outside without pants???
elevated_u2_fan said:Mel, your av keeps making me confuse you with tps...