IO: I'm going Powerjuice

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elevated_u2_fan said:
Hi there,

I'm interested in "Going Powerjuice".

What does this entail, exactly?

Sincerely,

elfa.

You need a credit card

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LemonMacPhisto said:
Not to be confused with Powerthirst.

You'll be good at everything forever: Races, Football, Weddings, and Arson!

Also, you'll be good at irony: Top Score!
 
Listen mate, just because I post hundreds of inane posts everyday on Radiohead forums, download my favorite concerts via torrents and am addicted to online poker and porn, what makes you think I'm going to be in any sort of position to use a credit card online? I'm suing you, Radiohead, the makers of Powerjuice, everyone. Online of course.
 
Am I the only one that actually did not find the powerthirst clip funny? The part with the lightning line made me laugh, despite their misspelling, but that was about it. :shrug:
 
No spoken words said:
Am I the only one that actually did not find the powerthirst clip funny? The part with the lightning line made me laugh, despite their misspelling, but that was about it. :shrug:

I'm deporting you back to Kenya.
 
I don't know what's worse, Technoviking, the space cadet at 2:53, or the sad fact that this scene will be played out numerous times over tonight at about 30 different clubs in my fair city.
 
Is there gonna be an infomercial for Powerjuice? Where can I get mine? Does it come with a free gift? I've got my credit card ready. Are operators standing by, ready to take my call??
 
No, there will be no marketing campaign, no commercials, it's going to be available for download only, and you only pay what you want for it. Mind you, you'll only be getting approx 30% strength Powerjuice, and there will be no artwork. It's how we're going to stick it to Powerjuice Corporate.
 
kafrun said:
Is there gonna be an infomercial for Powerjuice? Where can I get mine? Does it come with a free gift? I've got my credit card ready. Are operators standing by, ready to take my call??

You don't buy Powerjuice, it buys you. Specifically, it buys your soul.
 
No spoken words said:


You don't buy Powerjuice, it buys you. Specifically, it buys your soul.
No deal. Keep that shit away from me then. Don't make me end this with violence.
 
kafrun said:

No deal. Keep that shit away from me then. Don't make me end this with violence.

After it buys your soul, it gives it right back, but it's an enhanced version.

Powerjuice does not condone violence, nor does it avoid it.
 

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