IO: Bart Simpson

[The Sad Punk]

And what did you do after you left the restaurant?

We drove around until 2:30 looking for another all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant...

And when you couldn't find one?

We went home.

Mrs Simpson, may I remind you you are under oath!

WE WENT FISHING!

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f195/bono-fishing-211906.html

Spoiler

 

[cobl04]

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.

 

[iron yuppie]

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.

"There's a line in Othello about a drinker: 'now a sensible man, by and by a fool; presently a beast.' That pretty well covers it."

 

[cobl04]

Johnny Tightlips!! Where'd they hit ya?!!!
I ain't sayin' nothin'.
But what'll I tell the doctor?!!
Tell him to suck a lemon.

 

[waynetravis]

I'm seeing double here! 4 Krustys!?

 

[iron yuppie]

Abortions for all!
[crowd boos]

Very well, no abortions for anyone!
[crowd boos]

Hmm... Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.
[crowd cheers and waves miniature flags]

Pretty well summarizes American politics.

 

[KristenCaNaDiAn]

 

[LemonMelon]

Hey, iYup: Lord Palmerston or Pitt the Elder?

 

[iron yuppie]

I would say Gladstone.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Dear Homer

I owe you one emergency doughnut


Homer

Bastard! Always one step ahead!

 

[cobl04]

Steak? Steak? STEAK?

 

[LemonMelon]

Yeah...steak...

 

[The Sad Punk]

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

BEN! Nooooo!!!!

 

[cobl04]

 

[cobl04]

Lousy beatniks.

 

[iron yuppie]

Take that, Prune-Face! Now I'm Pruuuuune Tracy!!!

 

[LemonMelon]

Here comes little Iron Yuppie, the answer to the question no one asked.

 

[iron yuppie]

Here comes little Iron Yuppie, the answer to the question no one asked.

That whole sequence is priceless.

By the way, that was a nice Simpsons reference in the Random thread today.

 

[The Sad Punk]

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

He's just not trying anymore.

 

[cobl04]

I think I just logged on to my internet.


I caught an episode the other night, the one where Homer goes to rock n roll camp. Hilarious. I miss this show so much, it used to be the main channel every night at 6pm.

 

[cobl04]

Still makes me laugh out loud at 21:

Simpsons - Sideshow bob steps on rakes - YouTube

 

[cobl04]

The suckiest bunch of sucks - YouTube

 

[KristenCaNaDiAn]

Still makes me laugh out loud at 21:

Simpsons - Sideshow bob steps on rakes - YouTube

Love this

 

[waynetravis]

Homer: Look everyone, now that I'm a teacher I've sewn patches on my elbows.
Marge: Homer that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Homer: Correction, Marge.
[He holds up a tweed jacket with two large holes in the back]
Homer: Two perfectly good jackets.

 

[bono_212]

I've never heard that one, so I looked up the episode, and Marge's expressions in that scene are so confusing. She glares, then she smiles, then she glares again

 

[iron yuppie]

Colgate Cavity Patrol!

 

[bono_man2002]

Do it for me Billy, Mcgarnagle - YouTube



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjnJ8xs6ibs

 

[The Sad Punk]

Soup's on, fat boy.

Andy, no!