If U2 *HAD* to change their name, what would the new name be?

[U2Man]

 

[Utoo]

Ü2

 

[LMP]

North Dakota

 

[2861U2]

Bono and the Rippers

 

[Nisse]

Upod

 

[coolian2]

The Dogs Bollocks

 

[Utoo]

Elephant Dirt

 

[Lancemc]

Coldplay.

 

[U2Girl1978]

Bono is God Part II

 

[pepokiss]

2U

 

[Utoo]

2U

they'd probably run into trouble with this cover band:

http://notu2.com/

 

[Brunette89]

Zoomart

 

[europop2005]

Bono and those three other guys

guy with sunglasses with beanie dude, quiet hair gelled dude, and the bachelor

 

[JCOSTER]

the F bomb

 

[Zoots]

Irish Car Bomb

 

[Utoo]

Irish Car Bomb

that sounds so tasty right now...

too bad i'm on call and at work...

 

[LemonMelon]

GreenPeace Day

We. Are. On. Fire.

Flaming Edge

 

[kingofsorrow]

rusty cocks and razor blades

bono's busty chick revue

sunglasses, robes, beanie's and boom cha's

adam clayton and the spoonheads

the Simpsons

 

[LemonMelon]

Charles Haughtry And The Deaf-Aids

 

[U2isthebest]

Bono and the Rippers

PLEASE tell me that's a "Full House" reference.

 

[2861U2]

PLEASE tell me that's a "Full House" reference.

Why of course

 

[U2isthebest]

Why of course

God Bless You

Maybe now they'll make my dreams come true and cover "Forever" with a baby in the music vid!

 

[U2isthebest]

Why of course

Oh wait! Remember when The Rippers kicked Uncle Jesse out? He had to form a new band...."Hot Daddy and the Monkey Puppets"...that is SO it!

 

[LemonMelon]

Oh wait! Remember when The Rippers kicked Uncle Jesse out? He had to form a new band...."Hot Daddy and the Monkey Puppets"...that is SO it!

Flaming Edge And The Meat Puppets

 

[corianderstem]

That won't do. There's already a band called the Meat Puppets.

 

[LemonMelon]

That won't do. There's already a band called the Meat Puppets.

Fine. But that would be a good name for a collaborative project with the Meat Puppets. Kind of like what Minus 5 did with Wilco.

 

[kingofsorrow]

the blarney bastards.

 

[MrPryck2U]

The Hype

 

[LemonMelon]

The Muscle Relaxants

 

[kingofsorrow]

The Muscle Relaxants

the music relaxers.