I knew there was something I had to do

[Stories for Boys]

heh...funny mental pic of said assistant flying thru air with extremities waving...

*throws weird thread claw at said driver*

 

[Ultraviolet Light]

alt + 129 = u + umlaut

isn't that where the wwII war crimes trials were?

Yes, yes it is.


*sets out some sort of cushion for Paula to land on*

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

*gives Paula bigger xmas bonus*

*gently picks up Weird Thread Claw and pets lovingly*

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I love that claw.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

I love that claw.

I do too.

I wish it was my pet and it lived in my apartment.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I do too.

I wish it was my pet and it lived in my apartment.

I would use it to grab things.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

I would too.

I'd use it to stir soup and dial the phone.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

*pets claw*

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

Hi claw!!!!!!!!!!

We have the best claw!

*bakes cookies for Claw*

 

[hippy]

That claw still scares me

 

[Stories for Boys]

i don't know...it's kind of growing on me...

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

The claw is more scared of you than you are of it.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

Come play with me Hippy, come play!!!!

 

[hippy]

Come play with me Hippy, come play!!!!

bwahahahahahaha


it's like some bad scary slasher movie! lmao

*runs back to the comfort of Bono singing Velvet Dress*

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

I'll play with you claw!

 

[Ultraviolet Light]

can the claw smell fear?

Someone tell me to go study.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

the claw feeds off of fear.

go study or die.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

But the claw protects the weird club

Go study. Do it now.

 

[adamswildhoney]

Hi everyone!! my power went out 3 times last nite and therefore set back my clock by 3 hours so i was almost realllllly late to my final!!

There was a severe lightining storm here last nite along with 75 mph winds!!!!

I hope everyone is doing well on finals and studying hard like i am



I didnt get any sleep last nite bc the wind was so loud!!!

 

[Stories for Boys]

soooooooo goooooooood

hi, i'm a bit uh distracted by, and you could say obsessed with the jools holland version of if you wear that velvet dress...

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

It's great, isn't it?!!?!?
I like it a lot more than the original.
@

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

It is delicious.

 

[Stories for Boys]

did i mention ?

i don't think i did...



and



(i just listened to it twice in a row...now american prayer *melts*)

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I want to eat it.

 

[Stories for Boys]

why am i not studying?

heh...o yeah... *melts*

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

I think I just fell asleep for a minute.

 

[hippy]

The new Velvet Dress makes me want to slow dance with Bono as he's singing that in my ear...

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

*bump*

 

[Ultraviolet Light]