Johnny Swallow
Bad Daddy Johnny
When you really think about drinking milk from a human, it just seems gross. I know it does to me, but wouldn't it make more sense to drink it than milk from a cow or a goat? I know that some might say that the human digestive system is not suited to digest dairy products, but this hypothetical is about drinking milk.
So given the choice of drinking milk from either a cow/goat or from a human, I know I would choose the cow without hesitation. But why? I have grown up drinking cow milk so it seems natural to me, where as drinking human milk as an adult seems unnatural. But suppose that a system of milking was developed so that humans could be milked efficiently and eventually became profitable. People could have jobs as a dairy person, showing up from 9-5 to be milked. So the cartons sit side by side in the supermarket, similar price, similar look, the only difference being what it was milked from. Once cloning technology reaches a certain point we could produce mass herds of people with engorged mammary glands whose sole purpose is to produce milk, beautiful. Wouldn't it make more sense to drink human milk than milk from another species? A dirty, lazy, cud-chewing cow, I'll leave those to Tom Green.
So given the choice of drinking milk from either a cow/goat or from a human, I know I would choose the cow without hesitation. But why? I have grown up drinking cow milk so it seems natural to me, where as drinking human milk as an adult seems unnatural. But suppose that a system of milking was developed so that humans could be milked efficiently and eventually became profitable. People could have jobs as a dairy person, showing up from 9-5 to be milked. So the cartons sit side by side in the supermarket, similar price, similar look, the only difference being what it was milked from. Once cloning technology reaches a certain point we could produce mass herds of people with engorged mammary glands whose sole purpose is to produce milk, beautiful. Wouldn't it make more sense to drink human milk than milk from another species? A dirty, lazy, cud-chewing cow, I'll leave those to Tom Green.