theSoulfulMofo
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
- Joined
- Aug 13, 2001
- Messages
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******************PERFORMANCE APPRAISAL
HAS OUTGOING PERSONALITY: Always going out of the office
HAS GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS: Able to bullshit
HAS GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS: Spends lots of time on phone
WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY: Too ugly to get a date
ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks a lot
INDEPENDENT WORKER: Nobody knows what he/she does
QUICK THINKER: Offers plausible excuses
CAREFUL THINKER: Won't make a decision
USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS: Gets someone else to do it
EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL: Speaks English
PAYS METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL: A nit picker
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES: Is tall or has a louder voice
MAKES EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT: Lucky
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR: Knows a lot of dirty jokes
CAREER MINDED: Back Stabber
LOYAL: Can't get a job anywhere else
PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT: Buys drinks for all the boys
OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION: Gets to work on time
HAS RELAXED ATTITUDE: Sleeps at desk
HAS OUTGOING PERSONALITY: Always going out of the office
HAS GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS: Able to bullshit
HAS GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS: Spends lots of time on phone
WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY: Too ugly to get a date
ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks a lot
INDEPENDENT WORKER: Nobody knows what he/she does
QUICK THINKER: Offers plausible excuses
CAREFUL THINKER: Won't make a decision
USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS: Gets someone else to do it
EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL: Speaks English
PAYS METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL: A nit picker
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES: Is tall or has a louder voice
MAKES EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT: Lucky
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR: Knows a lot of dirty jokes
CAREER MINDED: Back Stabber
LOYAL: Can't get a job anywhere else
PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT: Buys drinks for all the boys
OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION: Gets to work on time
HAS RELAXED ATTITUDE: Sleeps at desk