You impertinent whippersnappers! I am the most attractive primate the world has ever known! If only I could learn to operate this "camera" you all speak of, I would show you a thing or eleven! *maniacal apey laughter*
I leave you, severally, with:
*banana of "Fie on you, whippersnapper!" to young chipper*
*coconut of why-must-you-all-be-so vain?*
and, most importantly, the
*palm frond of primate solidarity*