I knew I wouldn’t sleep much.
But here’s the benefit of my insomnia:
A Presentation On Why This Is The Penultimate Bono Pic
A. The defiant “I know you want me but you’re gonna have to work for it” grimace
B. Neck. Vampire girls, rejoice!
C. Rosary around aforementioned neck, a subtle reminder of The Almighty’s pecking order: 1. God 2. Pope 3. Bono
D. Suggestion of divinity provided through body-illuminating backlighting (see C, above)
E. Charming freckle on left cheek
F. Peek at portion of left bicep (some of us have alternate preferences, much like the vampire girls)
G. Subliminal animal reference from fur on coat (He bites!)
H. Subliminal mic posturing (and accompanying subconscious hand gesture)
I. Valiant attempt at “common-man-off-the-rack” wardrobe (Although we all know it was probably the result of hours of meetings with stylists, followed by precise tailoring)
J. Shades. Protection for the audience from the hypnotic effects of his naked eyes. (Song? What song?)
K. Sweat. Just the right amount, between “where?” and “Good lord, someone wring this man out.”
L. Hat. A subtle reminder that this rich, famous rock star spends a great deal of his time in exotic, expensive sun-splashed locales and must protect his delicate Irish skin
And finally...
M. Jacket falling off the shoulder. (“Yes, I get so hot that I have to disrobe on a cold rooftop in October.”)
Now if you'll excuse me I need a cold drink.
Cheers
PopDaisy
Edited to add: Forgot to type in BonoSleeves! How could I have left out BonoSleeves?