Just so everyone knows what UiU and I are talking about, "action" in Utah means touching knees for a split second while sitting a foot apart from each other on the couch.
97% of females here will feel guilty about it the next day, and will tell you (via text or email, so as to avoid having to actually talk about such a taboo subject as "knee on knee") that they've prayed about it and feel like they shouldn't ever have such close physical contact with a male again until they're married.
This is generally the point where I lose more of what is left of my tiny amount of remaining sanity, and come even closer to becoming patient zero for the rage virus.
This is how the world ends, two Utahns accidentally touch knees for .6 seconds. ALL BECAUSE OF TWILIGHT!