Great Advice

[Dalton]

 

[No spoken words]

You're spending a lot of time on the College Humor site, Dalton. A lot of time. Like, a lot of time. A lot.

 

[Dalton]

I literally haven't moved from my couch in 4 hours.

Come to think of it, I should probably go to the bathroom.

 

[No spoken words]

Pee in a cup.

I worked this morning into the mid-afternoon, but my plan is to not budge too much as I watch College Football, and then the World Series/Ohio St.-Penn St game. I like this plan, will give me needed rest from a busy week and recharge me for Bear hating on the morrow. Oh, your original post was pretty funny.

 

[Dalton]

Its not from College Humor, but its pretty funny.

 

[Dalton]

.... so many jokes .... none appropriate for board ....

 

[Canadiens1131]

You're spending a lot of time on the College Humor site, Dalton. A lot of time. Like, a lot of time. A lot.

Its not from College Humor, but its pretty funny.

The smell?

 

[Dalton]

The smell?

That's the obvious one my young padawan. Let your mind wander the jokes get funnier.

 

[Canadiens1131]

That's the obvious one my young padawan. Let your mind wander the jokes get funnier.

I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.

 

[RavenBlue]

 

[No spoken words]

I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.

Well, how'd it go???? Tease.

 

[Dalton]

I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.

WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Do NOT use an everything or sesame seed bagel.

 

[cobl04]

 

[Dalton]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXCsdHPRFlg

 

[Sicy]

Keep it up and this thread is gettin moved to pussy's.

 

[Dalton]

Keep it up and this thread is gettin moved to pussy's.

I don't even know what this means!