Flag Pole Pear
Bordering Purgatory
- Joined
- Jan 6, 2001
- Messages
- 794
anything and everything, the agony ant "alive on six legs" is happy to provide answers for you!
for example
"Abridged in Alberta" writes: "Dear Agony Ant, what should I do about my bad, bad dog? He's such a fucking bad dog, he speaks satanic messages into my brain when I'm not looking. He barks at me, but when played backwards he's really saying 'woorrship satan, worrrship satan, worrrrshipp satan...' It's driven me just as crazy as a shithouse rat! My wife won't listen to me, she thinks I'm making it all up. That's why I am going to have to kill her...'
Dear Abridged in Alberta, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. In the meantime, keep smiling and waving. Satan does not live in your dog. Remember that. I know where Satan lives, and trust me, it's not your dog. Also, your name is a travesty.
Until next week, this is your Agony Ant, alive on six legs.
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you got questions? you know where to get the answers!
for example
"Abridged in Alberta" writes: "Dear Agony Ant, what should I do about my bad, bad dog? He's such a fucking bad dog, he speaks satanic messages into my brain when I'm not looking. He barks at me, but when played backwards he's really saying 'woorrship satan, worrrship satan, worrrrshipp satan...' It's driven me just as crazy as a shithouse rat! My wife won't listen to me, she thinks I'm making it all up. That's why I am going to have to kill her...'
Dear Abridged in Alberta, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. In the meantime, keep smiling and waving. Satan does not live in your dog. Remember that. I know where Satan lives, and trust me, it's not your dog. Also, your name is a travesty.
Until next week, this is your Agony Ant, alive on six legs.
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you got questions? you know where to get the answers!